OTB Caption Contest Winners

The HO HO HOwitzer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The HO HO HOwitzer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: stonetools – “Ho ho ho, Merry overwhelming force Christmas, boys and girls”.

Second: Miss Wisconsin – “Thanks to Obama and Holder, Santa WILL be getting us what we want for Christmas”

Third: John BurgessAll I wanted for Christmas was my .22 with teeth. But then, I wondered, “Why not upsize? Santa’s paying for it, after all…”

HONORABLE MENTION

Jc – Coming to a theatre near you – Santa Claus, in “The war on Christmas 2 – This time it’s personal

Vast Variety – Kirk became distressed and realized he must have left behind a copy of the “Twas the Night Before Christmas” when the Enterprise received this Christmas greeting from Sigma Iotia II.

OzarkHillbilly – Bonnie: “I didn’t know Santa was a member of the NRA.” Clyde: “I didn’t know we had been good this year.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

David Gregory has been a very bad boy.

Thanks to the NRA, no mall Santa’s will be mauled Santa’s this year.

“You’ll shoot your eye out, Ralphie.”

The Thursday Contest already has Jazz hands.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Jeremy says:

    HOW DID VAST VARIETY NOT WIN THIS ONE? SHAME!

    /kidding