OTB Caption Contest
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Thursday, January 17, 2013
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced after Monday PM
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Who ripped a good one?
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@EdMigPer: I was gonna say, “Did you fart?”
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You’re awfully lippy for a prop, little girl. Next time, we’re just going to use flags.
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Hey, you looik like a 5th grader…are you smarter than the NRA?
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Thanks for being here, it’s great to be around people who have more common sense than half the House of Representatives.
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Obama: “So how do you stand on gun rights?”
Blue-shirt: “I’m carrying right now.”
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“When I grow up can I be on your Secret Cervix detail?”
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You kids sure are sharp and savvy. Anyone interested in the opening at Secy of State?
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Yes, Jenny, I did have to overcome a lot of society’s ingrained prejudices. You see, I’m left handed.
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@rodney dill: Now that’s Bottom of the Barrel worthy!
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@rodney dill:
Obama: “So how do you stand on gun rights?”
Blue-shirt:
“I’m carrying right now.”“I don’t. I stand on gun’s lefts.”Like or Dislike:
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@OzarkHillbilly: …well the kid is leaning to his left.
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Obama: That’s right kids, I’m giving myself an A. What are you laughing at?
Girl: Your fly is unzipped.
Obama: No it’s not.
Girl: Made you look.
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Yes, sweetie, I got your letter to Santa Claus as well as the one on gun control……
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@rodney dill:
AHA! Another secret commie in the Obama cabinet revealed!
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I want each of you to take one of these stacks home and read it and tell me what’s in it. And let’s just not mention this to anyone… it’ll be our secret, huh?
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today, you’re a prop….tomorrow, you’re a Malkin target….que sera sera….
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“Oh, man,” thought little Johnny. “I can’t believe I’m missing Power Rangers Megaforce for this crap.”
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“Meet my new and improved cabinet. Without a doubt, better than the previous
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All right, and what would you like for Christmas, little one?
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“Mr. President, I want to grow up to be a responsible adult and a taxpayer someday. Thank you for your gift of $145,791 in debt.”
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“Where are their lab coats? I thought they’d all be wearing lab coats.”
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“I’m proud today to sign the Suitably Multicultural Young Would-be Victims as Props Enablement Act of 2013.”
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Next time we’re doing our photo-op on the deck of the USS Lincoln.
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Can any of you guys tell me what exactly an assault rifle is?
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Yes Timmy, we can play Call of Duty, right after I sign this.
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Hey…your Mitt’ s grandson. What ever happened to your Grandfather?
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Hey? Who said I look like the guy on the cover of Mad Magazine? Was it you kid?
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“So Billy, have you been learning about marginal tax rates in school?”
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Later in Mindy’s life, the only thing she could recall about the occasion was the pattern of hair on the back of Barack Obama’s scalp.
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