Outside the Beltway

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1. EdMigPer says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 07:15

   Who ripped a good one?
2. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 07:22

   @EdMigPer: I was gonna say, “Did you fart?”
3. Herb says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 07:43

   You’re awfully lippy for a prop, little girl. Next time, we’re just going to use flags.
4. C. Clavin says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 08:16

   Hey, you looik like a 5th grader…are you smarter than the NRA?
5. Mr. Prosser says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 08:19

   Thanks for being here, it’s great to be around people who have more common sense than half the House of Representatives.
6. rodney dill says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 09:01

   Obama: “So how do you stand on gun rights?”
   Blue-shirt: “I’m carrying right now.”
7. rodney dill says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 09:02

   “When I grow up can I be on your Secret Cervix detail?”
8. Drew says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 11:03

   You kids sure are sharp and savvy. Anyone interested in the opening at Secy of State?
9. Neil Hudelson says:
   Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 11:11

   Yes, Jenny, I did have to overcome a lot of society’s ingrained prejudices. You see, I’m left handed.
10. OzarkHillbilly says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 11:24

    @rodney dill: Now that’s Bottom of the Barrel worthy!
11. OzarkHillbilly says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 11:28

    @rodney dill:

    Obama: “So how do you stand on gun rights?”
    Blue-shirt: “I’m carrying right now.” “I don’t. I stand on gun’s lefts.”
12. rodney dill says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 11:33

    @OzarkHillbilly: …well the kid is leaning to his left.
13. roger says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 12:02

    Obama: That’s right kids, I’m giving myself an A. What are you laughing at?

    Girl: Your fly is unzipped.

    Obama: No it’s not.

    Girl: Made you look.
14. Drew says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 12:08

    Yes, sweetie, I got your letter to Santa Claus as well as the one on gun control……
15. OzarkHillbilly says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 12:25

    @rodney dill:

    …well the kid is leaning to his left.

    AHA! Another secret commie in the Obama cabinet revealed!
16. jd says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 13:00

    I want each of you to take one of these stacks home and read it and tell me what’s in it. And let’s just not mention this to anyone… it’ll be our secret, huh?
17. Peterh says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 13:22

    today, you’re a prop….tomorrow, you’re a Malkin target….que sera sera….
18. CSK says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 13:34

    “Oh, man,” thought little Johnny. “I can’t believe I’m missing Power Rangers Megaforce for this crap.”
19. Sandman says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 14:14

    “Meet my new and improved cabinet. Without a doubt, better than the previous
20. Damon Payne says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 16:29

    All right, and what would you like for Christmas, little one?
21. Let's Be Free says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 16:48

    “Mr. President, I want to grow up to be a responsible adult and a taxpayer someday. Thank you for your gift of $145,791 in debt.”
22. Allan Bourdius says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 16:54

    “Where are their lab coats? I thought they’d all be wearing lab coats.”
23. Allan Bourdius says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 16:56

    “I’m proud today to sign the Suitably Multicultural Young Would-be Victims as Props Enablement Act of 2013.”
24. al-Ameda says:
    Thursday, 17 January 2013 at 23:14

    Next time we’re doing our photo-op on the deck of the USS Lincoln.
25. KB says:
    Friday, 18 January 2013 at 06:22

    Can any of you guys tell me what exactly an assault rifle is?
26. Jc says:
    Saturday, 19 January 2013 at 10:48

    Yes Timmy, we can play Call of Duty, right after I sign this.
27. Curtis J. Phillips says:
    Saturday, 19 January 2013 at 18:39

    Hey…your Mitt’ s grandson. What ever happened to your Grandfather?
28. Curtis J. Phillips says:
    Saturday, 19 January 2013 at 18:42

    Hey? Who said I look like the guy on the cover of Mad Magazine? Was it you kid?
29. Tillman says:
    Monday, 21 January 2013 at 17:01

    “So Billy, have you been learning about marginal tax rates in school?”
30. Tillman says:
    Monday, 21 January 2013 at 17:03

    Later in Mindy’s life, the only thing she could recall about the occasion was the pattern of hair on the back of Barack Obama’s scalp.