OTB Caption Contest
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Monday, January 21, 2013
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo By MIKE THEILER/REUTERS
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
Photo By MIKE THEILER/REUTERS
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
“Don’t worry guys, I just need to reboot the POTUS robot by pressing this button in the back here.”
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“American Idol” is really trying to be taken seriously.
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Biden must have hand-picked his stand-in.
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You idiots! These are not them! You’ve sworn in their stunt doubles!
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After the dry-run was completed, the ‘real’ Michelle Obama put the team of stand-ins on a strict diet and exercise regime.
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take one for the ACORN yearbook
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4th from the left. “I asked them to shorten my pants and sleeves. Look at my hair!
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Don’t panic Mr. President. TOTUS is on its way!
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So why is everyone identified by title except for “Dr. Biden”? Is 2nd lady considered gauche?
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Worst. Police. Line-Up. Ever.
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“You’re just stand-ins. You don’t get to have a backdrop of assumed victims from an oppressed class or special interest group.”
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Bashir Assad wonders if being Joe Biden’s stand-in could be a rewarding post-Syrian-exile future.
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Hey….it’s a gig….you’re getting union scale….I still give the orders here…..
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C’mon, spit out your gum.
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POTUS is so frickin’ high right now.
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Thought on everyone’s mind: “When will that dude realize it’s step-heel-step-pivot and not step-pivot-heel-step?”
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@Hal 10000:
Good Spaceball reference.
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“I didn’t vote for you the first time!
I didn’t vote for you the second time, either!
There. I feel all better now.”
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Don’t worry – be happy! Once we execute you – the real ones will become instant martyrs.
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“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”
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I’ll take the second showcase, Drew.
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George Stephanopoulos: “Yes, yes. I believe President Obama and Vice President Biden are approaching the inaugural podium now.”
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I for one welcome our new Overlord, POTUS.
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George Stephanopoulos: “I believe POTUS and VPOTUS are President Obama’s and Vice President Biden’s Latin neck names for each other around the White House.”
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George Stephanopoulos: “I believe Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg are being seated now.”
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George Stephanopoulos: “I believe that’s Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg now being seated…Wait a second. I stand corrected. I’ve just been informed that’s not Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg. That’s Samuel L. Jackson and Oprah being seated.”
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George Stephanopoulos: “Wait, wait. I stand corrected again. I’ve just been informed that we are not watching stand-ins but that we are in fact watching…”
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“Okay, ‘Mr. President’. Now you place your left hand on these two invisible Bibles.”
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