OTB Caption Contest
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Monday, January 28, 2013
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo By KEVIN ZHAO/REUTERS
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Photo By KEVIN ZHAO/REUTERS
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Always wondered what a naked Panda would look like and now with these new body scanners we will.
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Al Qaeda’s newest ploy: The suicide Panda.
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Volunteers for the panda breeding program get priority in the security line.
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“IDIOTS! I said you have to PANDER to your base! NOT PANDA!!!”
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Chinese police finally capture and extradite the real Lennay Kakua.
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Just exactly how bad are things in China? Even the pandas are self-deporting.
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Chinese security officials were not fooled by Ai Weiwei’s latest tax avoidance scheme.
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If this isn’t profiling I don’t know what is, notice I’m the only one who has to go through the scanner.
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Panhandling? Nope, but close.
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Don’t laugh, you yellow running dogs. At least our Treasury Secretary didn’t propose a trillion dollar coin…….
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Where’s the Spray Tan, damn it!
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@Drew:
Don’t laugh, you yellow running dogs. At least
our Treasury Secretary didn’t propose a trillion dollar coinDrew didn’t propose taking all of the money he made in America out of America to avoid paying American taxes……Like or Dislike:
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Oppa Panda Style!
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Wait for it…Wait for it…♫Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning♫
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When Ling-Ling refused to be body-scanned, Panda-Monium broke out.
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Endangered species only pay half fare on the Beijing Subway.
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The People’s Liberation Army has expanded its draft net.
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Papers? I left my papers back in the cage.
Won’t let me in?! Grrr. Never say no to panda!
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After seeing the two on the left with their pink bags, the panda thought, “Why’d I pay a bag fee and not carry on?”
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What’s black and white and red all over?
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Bamboo sounded a little too much like bomb and boom to the TSA agents.
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“I’m sorry sir but we are going to have to remove your fingernails and toenails as they can be used as wepaons. Hey, somebody get me the pliers.”
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Ling Ling! No that’s not my name, it’s just my smartphone going off.
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After passing through a TSA screening, now we all know why the Panda is really going extinct.
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