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OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Monday PM

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Hal 10000 says:

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his live-in “friend” examine the offspring of their union.

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  2. markm says:

    Amzerdizzinjab: “…one of these days Pishgam….POW….to da moon!”

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  3. Montanareddog says:

    Ahmadinejad: “I’ve heard of throwbacks but this is ridiculous”

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  4. Montanareddog says:

    Ahmedinejad: “What do you think of my masterstroke? Kidnapping the granddaughter of American superpatriot, Chuck Norris!”.

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  5. HelloWorld! says:

    Irainian doctor tries to infect monkey with insanity virus by exposing it to Ahmedinejad.

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  6. Tillman says:

    “So, can he light himself on fire or stretch his body and limbs? Turn invisible? Nothing?!”

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  7. Tillman says:

    “Congratulations, sirs! It’s…a monkey.”
    “What?! But the surrogate–”
    “Yeah, I don’t know either. I definitely pulled a monkey out of there.”

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  8. rodney dill says:

    “Yes Mahmoud, we’ve received word back from the U.S State Department on your request to visit America…. John Kerry is willing to meet with the monkey.”

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  9. Moosebreath says:

    Now if we can only make them fly out of my butt…

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  10. John Burgess says:

    “Yes, yes! I swear by the Ayatollah… this is a 5-megaton yield monkey.”

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  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Please Mr. President – don’t spank the monkey here.

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  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “I can see the resemblance.”

    “Yes, he looks just like his father.”

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  13. Tony W says:

    In this photo the monkey was photoshopped instead of the model airplane.

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  14. “Sorry, President Ahmadinejad, but you’re looking at the first Iranian who will go into outer space.”

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  15. Drew says:

    “So you are sure he will let Secy. Kerry know the uranium is for peaceful purposes only?”

    “Look, he told Secy. Clinton the Libyan thing was about a video. He’s a very convincing monkey you know.”

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  16. Drew says:

    Well, you know the sanctions have limited our options on new scientists.”

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  17. Drew says:

    “So if the monkey is safe, why are you wearing a mask?”

    “Hey look, pal, I bought your uranium is for energy purposes only, ya know.”

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  18. CSK says:

    Petsmart was surprised but nonetheless honored to host the baby registry for Mr. and Mr. Ahmedinejad.

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  19. jd says:

    Exciting news, Sir! We will cross this little fella with a fish from the aquarium back there and have the world’s first Rhesus Pisces!

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  20. We named him Curious George Bush . . . just for laughs . . . okay ?

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  21. Patrick McCain says:

    Curious Abdollah and the Man with the Yellowcake.

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  22. Patrick McCain says:

    Death to Aperica!

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  23. Monkey see, monkey dodo.

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  24. rodney dill says:

    “Does your minkey bite?”

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  25. Jeremy says:

    To this day, no one understands why the Parks & Recreation department of Pawnee Indiana showed a monkey to visiting Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Then again, nobody understands why Admadinejad went to Pawnee. Or, even, how he got there.

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  26. Jeremy says:

    “We named the monkey Mahmoud.”

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  27. Patrick McCain says:

    No Mr. President, we did not train him to throw that shoe at you.

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  28. Allah Ook-bar! Allah Ook-bar!

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