OTB Caption Contest
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Thursday, March 14, 2013
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
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“…holy crap….look J-Ubes….there’s a budget from the Senate!!.”
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Jong-Un: “…check out this sh*t…….Mobiliarbus Locomotor Mortis. BWAAHAAHAA, yeah, I watched the new Harry Potter last night”.
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Kim Jong-Un and his generals conduct the Pyongyang Symphony Orchestra in a performance of the new national anthem “Oh for the love of God, please, can we have some food?!”
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“HEY LOOK….looky there….white smoke from the chimney”
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Jong-Un: “OK…you kids….aaaaaaand you kids. Off the bus. The White House tours have been cancelled. Gosh darn sequester cuts. Sorry.”
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Jong-Un: “…so according to Biden, if’n I get all freaked out scared that someone is breaking in to my used condom roofed shack…..I just give two blasts from a double barrel shotgun out of this door I don’t have…..but in this direction”.
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Kim Jong-Un:”Is that Seoul?”
Aides to his left: “No, that is Seoul.”
Aide to his far right: “No, no no… That is Seoul over there!”
Aide to his immediate right: “Idiots. They are South Koreans. They ain’t got no Soul.”
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And all of you, go away from the DMZ or we shall taunt you some more.
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Jong-Un: “SO…now that I have thrown down the nuclear gauntlet directed at the United States, anyone know which way we need to launch this thing?!?!?!?!…..I am pretty sure it’s this direction…”
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Don’t cry for me North Korea…
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“I didn’t get a ‘harumph’ from that guy!”
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“Is that Rodman again? What’s he doing trying to cross the minefield?”
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“Take him to . . . Detroit!”
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Yes, there! He’s the one who sold me the fake Rolex at the Dunkin Donuts in Pyongyang
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It’s a bird … It’s a plane … It’s attack helicopters!!!
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We’re just like the Catholics, the higher you go, the bigger the hat. You! Get me a hat even bigger than this guy’s!
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Kim Jong-Un still doing what he does best, looking at things. Now with a fancy wand. Crazy kids today, eh?
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“There, that thing, right there. Just look at it. If you’re going to be our Dear Leader, you’re going to have to get used to looking at stuff.”
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Avada Kedavra!
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“Look! He’s waving his thumb at us!”
“ATTACK!”
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In an embarrassing diplomatic error, North Korea welcomes new “Pope Dennis Rodman” for a state visit.
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North Korean leaders donate their legs to feed starving peasants.
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“Explodium tantrumiun!”
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Returning cruise line passengers show how deep the sewage was in their cabins that night
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“No, general, first you go to Albuquerque, then you make a left turn!”
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JazzJun Hands.Like or Dislike:
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“No no no. The details are very important. One more time. Over here on the left – gangnam style. To the right – gangnam style. And in the middle – op, op, op, op, oppa Gangnam style.”
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“The McDonald’s goes over there, and Hugo Chavez’s wax corpse goes over there.”
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Among the leadership, only General Choi didn’t get the point of the exercise.
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@CB:
Just FYI, the official nickname of Kim Jong Un is “Outstanding Leader,” not Dear Leader. Seriously.
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“Rodman! Get off my lawn!”
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“Expecto Patronum!”
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North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un (C) visits the Wolnae Islet Defence Detachment in the western sector of the front line, which is near Baengnyeong Island of South Korea March 11, 2013 in this picture released by the North’s official KCNA news agency in Pyongyang March 12, 2013. South Korea and U.S. forces are conducting large-scale military drills, while the North is also gearing up for a massive military exercise. North Korea has accused the U.S. of using the military drills in the South as a launch pad for a nuclear war and has said to scrap the armistice with the U.S. that ended the 1950-53 Korean War.
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What are they pointing at? The Chosin one.
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Dear Band Leader.
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We didn’t get a harrumph from that guy!
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Sorry… Outstanding Band Leader!
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It’s the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!
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Riddikulus!
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Outstanding leader comes dangerously close to revealing his forearm Betty Boop tattoo.
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The Deathly Hallowed.
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“And over, Outstanding leader, is where we will put the new Armistice Scrapyard!”
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I saw the sunrise! No, I saw it first! Yes, Dear leader, you saw it first! Who cares!
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