OTB Caption Contest
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Thursday, March 21, 2013
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Gadget Review
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
Doug gave me the idea to look for this picture based on his post.
Gadget Review
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Mysterious island nation of Cyprus spooked by recent attention around bank crisis
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Jar-Jar Binks was invited, but he thought the whole thing sounded too silly.
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Nice to see the First Lady could make it.
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Where’s a Death Star when you need one?
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Because who doesn’t want their wedding to remind people of the Star Wars bar scene?
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The knights of the Round Table they aren’t.
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“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
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The Force is not strong with these two.
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DEATH TO ALL EWOKS!!!
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What happens when people with too much time on their hands also have too much money.
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The Tea Party sure has changed.
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Like, Wow man, where’d you get the mushrooms?
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I see stupid people.
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All things being equal, I’d rather be at a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit party…. Jus’ sayin’.
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Star Wars episode 7, post sequestration.
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That Yoda in a tux is great. “Take picture you will, hmmm”
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This is not the wedding you are looking for
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A not so long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away…
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R2, I know scattering reproductive organs of plants on the path the bride will travel can create a danger of slipping. But Master Luke says to do it anyway.”
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@Xerxes: …or not far enough away.
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Come to think of it Fluke is probably right. Free contraception seems like a really good idea right now.
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Are you really going to marry that stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf herder???
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(Waves hand) – “These are not the dorks you are looking for”
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Empire PR claimed this was the last photo uploaded to Instagram from Alderaan. Death Star approval hovers near 100%.
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And I thought it was dorky when my sister used the score from the Empire Strikes Back in her wedding music, back in the early 1980s.
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It was claimed that only the Jedi needed light sabers and were the only ones with the training to safely use them. Today though, it seems they are always whipping them out and waving them around even in passive crowds.
They could cut someone’s arm off with one of those things. Yet for all their skill and training, not one has ever flicked the tiny threads holding Princess Leia’s slave bikini on or any of her clothes for that matter. What does this say about the Jedi Knights?
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The red ones are assault lightsabers.
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Usher: Will you be sitting on the light side or the dark side?
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And who exactly thought it was good idea for the kids to pick the wedding theme?
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…The President and First Lady send their best wishes…. that you will have a successful mind meld.
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Sure, the weddings are fun and all, but the Chalmun’s Cantina Band plays at every… single… reception.
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Though they tried hard to keep their breakup a closely guarded secret, one had only to lookup their latest Facebook postings to see that R2 and C-3PO’s friendship was on the rocks.
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Though they tried hard to keep their breakup a closely guarded secret, one had only to lookup their latest Facebook postings to see that R2 and C-3PO’s “Bromance” was on the rocks.
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I find all of you… disturbing.
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Where’s Waldo?
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“Geek Marriage Rights …”
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Although the green Orion slave girl was always his favorite sexual conquest, Captain James T. Kirk played no favorites at his first annual intergalactic family reunion.
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“You know hun, looking back at our wedding photo now, maybe we shouldn’t have planned it right after that Star Wars marathon on TNT”
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“Arrested Development”
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OK… if this is s’posed to be futuristic… why do I hear banjo music.
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Oh look, stackiii’s wedding from 2015.
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“We all stand against the legislation being proposed by Senator Palpatine–and speaking for myself, the only one grabbing my lightstick will be my wife.”
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So this is what the anti-gay marriage people are scared of…
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“Si se puede!” “Si se puede!” “Si se puede!”
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“Man, that must have been some good acid…”
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Just moments after The Alliance’s provisional government took over the fallen Empire’s internal financial affairs, declaring sequestration…Han thought to himself for marrying into the New Republic royalty: “Finally, now I can afford to pay off all my smuggling debts.”
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At first, Han Solo thought he was the luckiest guy in the galaxy for marrying Leia. Especially when she confessed she planned to wear, later that night exclusively for him, the very same golden bikini she wore as Jabba the Hutt’s slave girl aboard his barge in Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Unfortunately, Leia also confessed that she had an affair with Jabba and that his junk was substantially bigger.
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Being a modern woman, Leia chose to keep at least part of her last name. Hyphenating it to read: Leah Skywalker-Vader-Solo.
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Why does every woman who chooses to dress up as Princess Leia for their wedding always choose Leia from Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope? And never ever from Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, as the metallic bikini-clad slave girl, Leia, on Jabba the Hutt’s barge?
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At first, Han Solo thought he was the luckiest guy in the galaxy for marrying Leia. Especially when she confessed she plan to wear, later that night exclusively for him, the very same metal bikini she wore as Jabba the Hutt’s slave girl aboard his barge in Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Unfortunately, Leia also confessed that she had an affair with Jabba and that his barge was substantially bigger.
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Beware of geeks bearing wedding gifts.
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