Outside the Beltway

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1. markm says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 05:33

   Obama: “…see, this hockey stuff is pretty easy”
2. markm says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 05:33

   Obama: “…as long as I don’t have to throw a baseball”
3. John Burgess says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 06:20

   “Now, close your eyes, Luke… the Force is strong with you.”
4. OldSouth says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 06:22

   Yep, it moves. OK, let’s tax it.
5. Michael Hamm says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 06:48

   My crystal basketball predicts 4 more years of unemployment, divisiveness, erosion of constitutional rights, higher taxes, higher healthcare costs, international weakness, more Biden Gaffes, and endless vacations for Michelle and I.
6. Fog says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 07:20

   And he discovered why the helium ball was a failure.
7. rodney dill says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 07:41

   Instead of the Sword of Damocles, Obama was suddenly faced with the dilemma of the Ball of Damfino. It was suspected that Joe Biden was somehow involved.
8. JKB says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 09:12

   Having denied American Exceptionalism, Obama discovered he had to do something to get other leaders to take him seriously.
9. He who must not be named says:
   Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 10:58

   And now for something completely different, a man with three balls.
10. He who must not be named says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 11:00

    Obama’s attempts to win the 2026 World Cup for Chicago left FIFA unimpressed.
11. He who must not be named says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 11:02

    Can’t you see the damage that has been done by the Great Sequester of 2013?
12. He who must not be named says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 11:03

    President Obama wows the White House Press Corps with his ability to juggle one ball.
13. Tony W says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 12:09

    Alert Secret Service agents, clearly trying to impress their new boss, quickly wrestled the ball to the ground.
14. He who must not be named says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 12:23

    “Here’s something I learned a long time ago from Chico Escuela…”
15. He who must not be named says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 12:28

    I thought the Death Star would be larger with an earth shattering kaboom.
16. jd says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 12:33

    997…998….999….1000….1001….1002….
17. rodney dill says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 12:47

    …and as anticipated this one too was dropped.
18. Kevin Whalen says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 12:50

    Nobody said anything about a nuclear soccer ball?
19. SS says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 13:07

    “…and that is why I am urging Congress to pass a comprehensive dodgeball control bill. Wait, wha…?”
20. He who must not be named says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 13:15

    Ooo, shiny!
21. He who must not be named says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 13:20

    And I think it’s gonna be alright, yeah, the worst is over now, the morning sun is shining like a big silver ball.
22. He who must not be named says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 13:24

    Silver ball, silver ball,
    It’s Christmas time in capitol city.
    Ching ka-ching,
    Hear them ring,
    Soon it will be Stimulus Day.
23. Anderson says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 15:33

    OBAMA: Do not try and levitate the ball. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.

    ONLOOKER: What truth?

    OBAMA: There is no ball.

    ONLOOKER: There is no ball?

    OBAMA: Then you’ll see, that it is not the ball that floats, it is only yourself.
24. N.D says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 15:39

    So If I just toss this in the air – like this – I can get into the Soccer Hall of Fame – this is easier then getting the Peace Prize.
25. Triumph says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 18:55

    Landon, you are a punk
26. Jc says:
    Thursday, 28 March 2013 at 21:23

    Obama demonstrates the capability of the United States new drone balls. Or as Rand stated immediately after “Fear the sphere!”
27. Dan says:
    Friday, 29 March 2013 at 04:23

    “GAZOO!!!!” “Hello, DUM DUM”
28. Paul Hooson says:
    Friday, 29 March 2013 at 09:52

    Rodney: “Gee, I sure hope that Kevin uses the same photo over at Wizbang for his own caption contest on Friday”.
29. rodney dill says:
    Friday, 29 March 2013 at 11:42

    @Paul Hooson: That’s just crazy talk.
30. Patrick McCain says:
    Friday, 29 March 2013 at 11:59

    Obama: “The surgery for a half-black man is quite simple: they replace the small white testicle with this matching black one.”
31. Patrick McCain says:
    Saturday, 30 March 2013 at 05:54

    Obama pleads with mothership to let him stay on earth just four more years.