Thursday, April 18, 2013
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
“And all I have to do is push that little button and it all starts?”
Which way is South?
Minion: “….what do you mean I didn’t pass my background check?”.
Minion on his I-Pad mini: “…what is three words that starts with a ‘g’ that is used to fire a projectile?”.
KJ Un: “….how in theee hell could DHS buy up all the ammo??”
“Have you met my friend Biggus Dickus?”
“Step 9….pull the trigger* ”
* NOTE: make sure the muzzle is NOT pointed at anything of importance
Minion “…..awe dang”
That was great guys, really great. Let’s go get another couple of pork sandwiches, I feel a bit light headed.
“No, I’m NOT compensating for something.”
Attack America There’s an app for that.
“This American Special Ops sniper app says we should walk 20 meters this way then stop and wait.” “It promises a mind blowing revelation”
Soldier taking notes: “OK, fat boy. You say your name is Kim Jong Un, or is it Uno?” And you are the leader of what?
Officer typing message to John Kerry: “We’re ready. Come at me brah!”
Li’l Kim: “Don’t forget to include a photo of this long-range missile launcher.”
Officer talking to other officer in the background: “We are soooo screwed.”
Kim Jong-Un: “So when does the flag that says ‘BOOM!’ pop out?”
Kim Jong-Un demands APB for last week’s lost sheep and issues a shoot to kill order.
Overcompensating, Gangnam Style!
Minion: “Okay, so that’ll be a Reuben with extra dressing, extra corned beef, and extra sauerkraut. Two chocolate chip cookies and a burned Seoul on the side.”
Minion: “Mr. Kim, sir, there’s a problem. This model of artillery was made in France. It only shoots out white flags.”
Kim: “But we won’t be surrendering, so it will be a false flag operation! Brilliant!”
“I decided to declare war on my barber…”.
“If this gig doesn’t work out, then I’ll just open up a convenience store and overcharge people for beer and cigarettes. That will be the greatest business in the North Korean economy”.
” So General Kim, the gun looks good, but does it work. It’s made in North Korea, you know?”.
“The United States is no doubt shaking in their boots with our intimidating 1951 vintage Soviet Union weapons we received from our friend, Josef Stalin. But, I hope the shells aren’t too rusty to work”.
“There’s a funny thing about North Korean food…..there isn’t any”,
“I’m the only fat boy in North Korea. I’m the only one who gets to eat”.
Boy: “Dad, who tells the worst North Korea jokes?”.
Dad: “Who son?”.
Boy: “Aw dad, you guessed it!”.
“Kim Hoosono, your jokes are awful. No rice ration for you”.
If I may be so bold as to suggest sir, these publicity shots are getting kinda boring, how ‘bout we strap you on to our biggest bomb, aka, Slim Pickens style….
Wait, did we get that background check clearance?
North Korea jokes! Because a comic would be worst than the terrorists if he told Boston Marathon jokes right now!
“Mines bigger.” “No, my cucumber is bigger than yours……”
OTB Caption Contest