OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


thebiggun

Photo By KCNA/REUTERS

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

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  1. John Burgess says:

    “And all I have to do is push that little button and it all starts?”




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  2. Michael Hamm says:

    Which way is South?




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  3. markm says:

    Minion: “….what do you mean I didn’t pass my background check?”.




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  4. markm says:

    Minion on his I-Pad mini: “…what is three words that starts with a ‘g’ that is used to fire a projectile?”.




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  5. markm says:

    KJ Un: “….how in theee hell could DHS buy up all the ammo??”




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  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Have you met my friend Biggus Dickus?”




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  7. markm says:

    “Step 9….pull the trigger* ”

    * NOTE: make sure the muzzle is NOT pointed at anything of importance

    Minion “…..awe dang”




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  8. Tony W says:

    That was great guys, really great. Let’s go get another couple of pork sandwiches, I feel a bit light headed.




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  9. Hal 10000 says:

    “No, I’m NOT compensating for something.”




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  10. JKB says:

    Attack America There’s an app for that.




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  11. JKB says:

    “This American Special Ops sniper app says we should walk 20 meters this way then stop and wait.” “It promises a mind blowing revelation”




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  12. John425 says:

    Soldier taking notes: “OK, fat boy. You say your name is Kim Jong Un, or is it Uno?” And you are the leader of what?




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  13. roger says:

    Officer typing message to John Kerry: “We’re ready. Come at me brah!”

    Li’l Kim: “Don’t forget to include a photo of this long-range missile launcher.”

    Officer talking to other officer in the background: “We are soooo screwed.”




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  14. physics geek says:

    Kim Jong-Un: “So when does the flag that says ‘BOOM!’ pop out?”




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  15. John425 says:

    Kim Jong-Un demands APB for last week’s lost sheep and issues a shoot to kill order.




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  16. Jeremy says:

    Overcompensating, Gangnam Style!




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  17. Jeremy says:

    Minion: “Okay, so that’ll be a Reuben with extra dressing, extra corned beef, and extra sauerkraut. Two chocolate chip cookies and a burned Seoul on the side.”




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  18. Jeremy says:

    Minion: “Mr. Kim, sir, there’s a problem. This model of artillery was made in France. It only shoots out white flags.”

    Kim: “But we won’t be surrendering, so it will be a false flag operation! Brilliant!”




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  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “I decided to declare war on my barber…”.




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  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “If this gig doesn’t work out, then I’ll just open up a convenience store and overcharge people for beer and cigarettes. That will be the greatest business in the North Korean economy”.




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  21. Paul Hooson says:

    ” So General Kim, the gun looks good, but does it work. It’s made in North Korea, you know?”.




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  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “The United States is no doubt shaking in their boots with our intimidating 1951 vintage Soviet Union weapons we received from our friend, Josef Stalin. But, I hope the shells aren’t too rusty to work”.




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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “There’s a funny thing about North Korean food…..there isn’t any”,




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  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m the only fat boy in North Korea. I’m the only one who gets to eat”.




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  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Boy: “Dad, who tells the worst North Korea jokes?”.

    Dad: “Who son?”.

    Boy: “Aw dad, you guessed it!”.




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  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Kim Hoosono, your jokes are awful. No rice ration for you”.




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  27. Peterh says:

    If I may be so bold as to suggest sir, these publicity shots are getting kinda boring, how ‘bout we strap you on to our biggest bomb, aka, Slim Pickens style….




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  28. al-Ameda says:

    Wait, did we get that background check clearance?




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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    North Korea jokes! Because a comic would be worst than the terrorists if he told Boston Marathon jokes right now!




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  30. Red Barchetta says:

    “Mines bigger.” “No, my cucumber is bigger than yours……”




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