OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Rodney Dill
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Thursday, July 18, 2013
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Winners will not be announced until after July 30th 2013. There will not be any contest’s next week.
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
“And then the great big ObamaCare Bear came out of the woods and…”
“Abracadabra! And your economic future has just disappeared!”
That’s right you litlle f’ers….Obamacare is working…na, na, nana, na…..
“What was it like when you became president?”
“Well, my head swelled up this big.”
Infinity times infinity? Poof.
Yes, son. You need to have an ego this big to be President.
Secret Service HELP, he made a drawing of an assault rifle!
“You know how I told another school that broccoli is my favorite food? Well, this is what I really think.”
And then they called me a Kenyan socialist, a Kenyan Marxist, even Kenyon Martin ….
Jimmy, if you want to be safe from someone invoking Stand Your Ground, look like this.
Child: “….guess how much money I have in my piggy bank Mr. President”
Obama: “As of Wednesday it was $10 dollars…..errrr……I mean, I don’t know”
Child: “Mr President, if you see Snowden in the crosshairs of a drone, what do you do?”.
Obama: “SPLATTO!”
“And the first time I met Prince Charles I thought, ‘My gosh, he has ears this big!'”
“Boo! I’m Obamacare”
Can you fear me now?
Nothing up my sleeves, or in my suit at all, for that matter.
The Harlem Shuffle began over the intercom and President Obama started kicking it.
And people mock W for reading “My Pet Goat”?!?
(Girl in lower left corner, looking off frame to her right) Oh, this is SO going to be an OTB caption contest pic!
And then Jon Corzine says, “Hey, I didn’t have anything to do with that $1.6B of my customers’ funds disappearing.”
“Kobe, I’m open!”
Wow Timmy, you’re too big to fail!
And during budget negotiations John Boehner hold up his hands like this and says, “Don’t tase me bro!”
And then the bomb that Bill Ayers’ friends where building to kill soldiers and police went boom on them instead.
And….Jazz Hands!
Those Detroit schools are sure rough. Those kindergarten kids made #1 hand over his wallet when he just came to visit and speak.
“Lordy, lordy, this is my Stepin Fetchit impersonation…”.
“And so kids, if you run into George Zimmerman coming back from 7-11 buying candy….You hold up your hands, piss your hands, and act scared like this….”.
“And so kids, if you run into George Zimmerman coming back from 7-11 buying candy…You, hold up your hands like this, piss your pants, beg for mercy, and act scared like this…Any questions?”.
Despite an afternoon of goofy antics, the kindergarten class at Herbert Hoover Elementary was not terribly impressed with the President.
“Reach! ….. you creepy ass cracka.”
“Great question, Marquis. The way I do it is I hold Michelle’s butt this way, and then I ……”
Kid: “No, Mr. President, you do the explosion AFTER the fist bump.”
“One word. Are you listening? MOAR!!!!!!!!!”
“And then we all yell KABLOOEY and the war on terrorism is won!”