OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Pete Souza/The White House
Winners will be announced Monday
Pete Souza/The White House
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American Idol night at the White House.
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“Would someone please take grandma out of the room”
“Will someone please take grandma out of the room”
CHOOT ‘EM!!! CHOOT ‘EM, CHET!!! CHOOT ‘EM!!!
I suggest putting the red 10 on the black jack
‘Two women, one cup… This isn’t about poverty in Afghanistan.’
While Air Force officer attempts to restore video feed to the Abbottabad raid, the president and staff enjoy highlights from the Royal Wedding.
Office pool not going well – 4th quarter and the Bulls are down.
Palin rises on Dancing With The Stars
Why did they shoot the goat?
Do you really think this President would be stuck off in a corner of the room? I’m telling you he was photoshopped into the picture so he could go upstairs to watch a basketball game.
Hillary is regretting having that spicy chili for dinner.
Damn it, Biden always stays awake when there are national secrets coming to light; now he just has to decide which ones to leak to the press.
Seen here — Obama and Company, The Most Transparent Administration in History.
You tell ’em I’m coming, and Hell’s coming with me.
Geraldo!! What do you mean the vault’s empty again?!
What is the donkey in there for?
Hillary: Wow! They just shot Obama! Oops, I mean Osama.
What they’re thinking:
Biden: Man, I can’t believe the boss is making me come into work on a Sunday. Hardass
Obama: I think I finally got my Bert impression down. How do I look?
General Guy: Status Update… Killing… Bin… Laden….
Clinton: OMG, I hate these scary movies.
Lady Way in Back: Hey, I have this conference room signed out right now. You’re gonna have to move this meeting someplace else.
“Anyone need anything to drink?”
“I’ll have a Whiskey Bin Laden.”
“Whazzat?”
“Two shots and a splash of water.”
Having captured Osama bin Laden, the White House oversees Operation Rebecca Black.
Ohmigod! Is that Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars?
Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War.
They are laughing.
Mr. President, you appear to have won $100,000,000 in a Nigerian lottery, let me just open this…
Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?
G&$%# Windows 97. Somebody get Bill Gates in here!
Intel inside.
I cain’t do nothing for you son.
It was at this moment that Joe Biden decided to press the President on the rumors that he wouldn’t be selected to run as Vice President again.
If you give me time sir, I’m sure this is just a repeat of War Games……
“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.” Amen.
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Trump’s latest gaffe has the White House’s full attention.
“Oh crap, is that Vince Foster?”
Nobody puts Barack in a corner
“Oh my, I think I just swallowed my gum.”
“Oh my, did that woman just take a bullet for her husband? I know just how she feels.”
“No need to be alarmed, the PlayStation Network is just asking us to enter another valid credit card number. That’s all…Anyone got one left?”
“Mr. President for some reason it keeps asking for the key code to clear the scheduled nuclear launch…Wait, my bad. It’s asking if your schedule is clear for lunch.”
Try as they might, the situation room couldn’t think of a caption for the current Monday OTB Caption Contest.