OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Rodney Dill
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Thursday, October 31, 2013
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo by YURI GRIPAS/REUTERS
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM, though contests and winners will somewhat sporadic next week due to travel on my part.
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Michelle Obama finally cracks from the strain of eating healthily:
“NO MORE BROCCOLI! NO MORE BRUSSELS SPROUTS!! NO MORE PEAS!!! WE WANT COOKIES! WE WANT CAKE!! WE WANT ICE CREAM!!!“
Michelle Obama demands the head of Cookie Monster because he refuses to eat his Brussels Sprouts.
Michelle Obama enlists the aid of a couple of bounty hunters as she seeks to eliminate her arch enemy, Cookie Monster.
Hmmmmm….. I want some of what she’s been drinking.
Michelle: “…we were told if we liked our plan WE COULD KEEP IT!!!!!!……..”
A ringbook binder with notes? I rate a teleprompter!
First Lady Michelle Obama comes to the defense of a shocked ‘Elmo’ after a White House correspondent makes an unfortunate comment about Elmo’s necktie.
@markm: “Not only are we going to keep our current health plans New Hampshire. We’re going to keep them in South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to keep them in California and Texas and New York. And we’re going to keep them in South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to keep our current health plans in Washington, D.C. YEEEAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!”
Michelle once again regales the crowd on how she took out Big Bird.
That puppet in the middle looks so life-like.
“Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.”
“Don’t worry, be happy ….. THAT’S an order, damn it!”
So my husband and the Dumbocrats lied to you about Obamacare! AT THIS POINT WHAT DOES IT MATTER! YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENTS PROPERTY NOW AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
Greetings:
Who let these damn racist muppets in here ???
Greetings:
First prize is lunch with First Lady (and former lawyer) Michelle Obama. Second prize is two lunches with First Lady (and former lawyer) Michelle Obama.
Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Michelle!
Michelle: “WHAT DO WE WANT!”
Elmo: “Attention Deficit Disorder awareness!”
Michelle: “WHEN DO WE WANT IT!”
Elmo: “Meatballs!”
Rosita wonders if she can invite Michelle Obama to live with her, just as her friends Ernie and Bert do.
Whitey… Whitey… Whitey…
Why is she yelling? Is she mad at us? What did we do?
“WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOO….”
Brains! ([Ed. Well, it is Halloween.]
FLOTUS: You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. I use words like progress, fairness, and diversity. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent mau-mauing something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to anyone who rises and sleeps under the blankets and other freebies that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a placard, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
CITIZEN: Did you order Obamacare?
FLOTUS: I did the job I…
CITIZEN: Did you order Obamacare?
FLOTUS: Your Goddamn right I did!
She seems rather, uh, animated.
Rosita thinks to herself, “Well, that escalated quickly.”
A binder full of women? Is this some kind of joke?
The guys get shirts!
I’m a woman. I’m 40.
This meeting is brought to you by the letter “O” and the number “69”, dammit!
Republicans were extremely disappointed when they finally got their hands on the “whitey tape” only to find out it was Michele Obama’s guest appearance on an episode of Elmo’s World about the color white.
Michelle Obama from the East Wing is brought to you by the letters “B” and “S” and the number 17 trillion (in debt).
Mrs. Obama: “I said bow down, dammit!”
In acknowledgement of the billions cut to the budget of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), formerly known as food stamps, Lily, the food insecure Muppet, refused to participate in Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move’ focus on
physicalfiscal fitness.In acknowledgement of the billions cut to the budget of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), formerly known as food stamps, Lily, the food insecure Muppet, refused to participate in Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move’ refocus on
physicalfiscal fitness.First Lady in her Red Queen “off with his head” mode.