Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
Upon reboot, Marvel’s Captain America franchise comes up with the blue screen of death.
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Captain ALEC ponders the problem of government regulation of urinals in public restrooms. “That G*damn EPA is going to destroy us all!”
“Another bad hair day! Gonna have to wear this stupid hood again.”
“Calgon!! Take me away!”
HBOs latest TV series about a super hero janitor was a severe drop off from the “Sopranos”.
“I hate it when the blow dryer is out! Now I have to hire a prostitute for a blow job.”
“Boy! I destroyed that toilet!”
@OzarkHillbilly: I’m surprised it lasted that long.
I knew I shouldn’t have let Iron Man talk me into that shwarma.
“You seen that mess down there? Who’s gonna clean up that mess down there???”
(ht Bill Cosby)
Steve singlehandedly killed “No shave November” at Marvel.
Obamacare really hit hard at the VA hospital’s brain scan division. On the plus-side, self-diagnosis is covered.
“That’s the last time I try Chi-Chi’s “Red Skull Burritos.”
Ben Affleck’s gritty reboot of Captain America has opened to scathing reviews.
A hero for our times.
Wow, Chris Evans has really let himself go.
Steve tries to keep himself together after a passing nerd points out he doesn’t have thirteen stripes on his uniform.
No estoy en peligro Skyler, yo soy el peligro.
“Boy, talk about a thunder crap! I had 50 stars on this shirt when I came in.”
Wait, what? Those mosaics aren’t “P-spots” and are off-center from the urinals? Oops.
“OK…don’t freak out…the shield isn’t here, and it’s not in the apartment…it’s only made of vibranium, the rarest metal in the universe…where else have I…Starbucks! I went to Starbucks this morning!”
Captain America tries on his new hat, tired of being mistaken for Captain Liberia.
Damn it, where the hell did my white lines go?
“Noooo! I forgot my pants again!”
Captain America is realizing that a phone booth wasn’t such a bad idea.
Joe suddenly realizes that all his friends are vampires.
To hell with Coca Cola. THAT was the pause that refreshes.
OMG, my microphone is still on!
“Gee, Captain America needs to avoid those bean burritos…”.
“Gee, hard to be a superhero today with the runs…”
“Hello, 911…there’s a weird guy hanging out in the men’s room…”
He’s a single 39 year old. Wear’s superhero costumes daily. Hangs out in men’s rooms….Any questions?
“Hey, how’s it hangin’..”
“I hope everything comes out ok!”
“Gee, nothing makes you feel more re-assured than some weird guy hanging around the men’s room in a superhero suit…”
It was a moment of despair for Wonder Man when he realized that he could not quite carry out the role of Wonder Woman so magnificently filled by Lynda Carter.
“Do you think the star makes me look fat?”
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