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OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


captainamerica

REUTERS/Carlo Allegri

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. James Pearce says:

    Upon reboot, Marvel’s Captain America franchise comes up with the blue screen of death.

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  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    [Comment removed due to violation of site policies]

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  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Captain ALEC ponders the problem of government regulation of urinals in public restrooms. “That G*damn EPA is going to destroy us all!”

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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Another bad hair day! Gonna have to wear this stupid hood again.”

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  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Calgon!! Take me away!”

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  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    HBOs latest TV series about a super hero janitor was a severe drop off from the “Sopranos”.

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  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “I hate it when the blow dryer is out! Now I have to hire a prostitute for a blow job.”

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  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Boy! I destroyed that toilet!”

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  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I’m surprised it lasted that long.

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  10. Moosebreath says:

    I knew I shouldn’t have let Iron Man talk me into that shwarma.

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  11. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “You seen that mess down there? Who’s gonna clean up that mess down there???”

    (ht Bill Cosby)

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  12. Mu says:

    Steve singlehandedly killed “No shave November” at Marvel.

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  13. John Burgess says:

    Obamacare really hit hard at the VA hospital’s brain scan division. On the plus-side, self-diagnosis is covered.

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  14. Wyatt Earp says:

    “That’s the last time I try Chi-Chi’s “Red Skull Burritos.”

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  15. Hal_10000 says:

    Ben Affleck’s gritty reboot of Captain America has opened to scathing reviews.

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  16. He who must not be named says:

    A hero for our times.

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  17. Tillman says:

    Wow, Chris Evans has really let himself go.

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  18. Tillman says:

    Steve tries to keep himself together after a passing nerd points out he doesn’t have thirteen stripes on his uniform.

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  19. He who must not be named says:

    No estoy en peligro Skyler, yo soy el peligro.

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  20. John425 says:

    “Boy, talk about a thunder crap! I had 50 stars on this shirt when I came in.”

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  21. Wait, what? Those mosaics aren’t “P-spots” and are off-center from the urinals? Oops.

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  22. Pinky says:

    “OK…don’t freak out…the shield isn’t here, and it’s not in the apartment…it’s only made of vibranium, the rarest metal in the universe…where else have I…Starbucks! I went to Starbucks this morning!”

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  23. Pinky says:

    Captain America tries on his new hat, tired of being mistaken for Captain Liberia.

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  24. al-Ameda says:

    Damn it, where the hell did my white lines go?

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  25. Mark Ryan says:

    “Noooo! I forgot my pants again!”

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  26. Mark Ryan says:

    Captain America is realizing that a phone booth wasn’t such a bad idea.

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  27. He who must not be named says:

    Joe suddenly realizes that all his friends are vampires.

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  28. John425 says:

    To hell with Coca Cola. THAT was the pause that refreshes.

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  29. jd says:

    OMG, my microphone is still on!

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  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, Captain America needs to avoid those bean burritos…”.

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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, hard to be a superhero today with the runs…”

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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hello, 911…there’s a weird guy hanging out in the men’s room…”

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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    He’s a single 39 year old. Wear’s superhero costumes daily. Hangs out in men’s rooms….Any questions?

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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, how’s it hangin’..”

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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hope everything comes out ok!”

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  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, nothing makes you feel more re-assured than some weird guy hanging around the men’s room in a superhero suit…”

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  37. CSK says:

    It was a moment of despair for Wonder Man when he realized that he could not quite carry out the role of Wonder Woman so magnificently filled by Lynda Carter.

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  38. John425 says:

    “Do you think the star makes me look fat?”

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