Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 9, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
the solution… banning the tomahawk.
Bringing a tomahawks to a gunfight… still a bad idea.
“Where is Dan Snyder?”
“hey, hey–I know I overcooked the turkey, but can’t you let it pass just this once?”
Jack Sparrow was mistaken that hiding for 200 years would save him from the revenge of the Pentacostians.
It’s the Brazilian Man March!
Fruit flies like a banana. Arrow flies like a bullet.
@Franklin: Later in the hospital the officer was quoted as saying, “…It was horrible… I was outnumbered… there must’ve been a brazilian of them.”
“Couldn’t you read the sign? It says no crack in the park!”
“Watch me closely, and follow along. First you put your right foot in and you shake it all about…”
“Wait, relax, I just wanted to let you know that your butt crack is showing!”
Brazil’s latest dance troupe: “Quiver ‘n’ my Boots”
Fearful Obamacare Navigator;” OK, OK! If you want to keep your witch doctor, you can keep your witch doctor”
Native: “You feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?”
Hey, slow down, I’m sorry about the plumber crack.
“I will do it with my spear and magic helmet!”
Officer: “Ahh! I see you’re from the sticks. Well I’m from Baton Rouge!”
“Before you fling that thing, one question …”
“How come no women are interested in us?”
the two worst Civil War reenactors in the world
I’m not going to tase you bro.
Been licking the pretty frogs again, have we?
Ok, ok, we’ll double the minimum wage to $0.36 per hour.
The songs says “Stop, HAMMER time.” It says nothing about tomahawks
this is why “redskins” is an honorable name.
Officer Custer was so confident he could handle the situation, he didn’t call for backup.
Dance-Off: Shirts vs. Skins
Officer: “Excuse me, sir, we’ve had reports of a man holding a tomahawk.”
Indigenous Person: “Haven’t seen him. You see, these are just arrows.”
WAIT! Tonto, it’s ME, Kemosabe!!!
Indian: Not way to say. You die!
Indian: Get off my beach, Beach!
Meet the doctor you can keep under Obamacare.
Ok, ok, we can smoke some peace choom!
Reelin’ and-a toma-hawkin’.
I didn’t set that red line you didn’t cross!
Native: “I’m damned tired of all you NSA types snooping ’round here!”
OTB Caption Contest