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OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. “Everyone say ‘Most Embarrassing Funeral Moment Ever!’”

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  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It’s true, blonds really do have more fun.

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  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight?

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  4. Obama: Hey Michelle, look at me!

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  5. Michele Thought Bubble: Note to self, Bo will need to make room in the dog house.

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  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “He never helps hold the camera when I take a selfie!”

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  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “If I take this ridiculous selfie maybe I can get rid of this pushy Swede so Dave and I can get some quality time.”

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  8. rodney dill says:

    “Nope, still haven’t erased my Anthony Weiner pics.”

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  9. rodney dill says:

    @Doug Mataconis:

    “Everyone say ‘Most Embarrassing Funeral Moment Ever!’”

    Well… technically it may have been surpassed by the sign language interpreter.

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  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    Tone Deaf at a Funeral

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  11. Mu says:

    And this is Michelle on the potty – age 3.

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  12. JKB says:

    How can I make a funeral about me?

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  13. JKB says:

    peking o paintings, here’s the new NSA velvet Elvis. The eyes do follow you wherever you go. And the microphone works, too.

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  14. Hal_10000 says:

    So you just touch here and the website will come up with insurance quotes just for … dammit, it crashed again!

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  15. RockThisTown says:

    Michelle thought bubble: “Whoever did this seating chart is soooo fired . . .”

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  16. David Hamm says:

    I’m so awesome that you must have a photo of me to remember me by. Right Michelle?

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  17. RockThisTown says:

    A great brain, a great Dane, a great pain & a great ball & chain.

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  18. RockThisTown says:

    Obama: the exception to the rule that pictures don’t lie.

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  19. RockThisTown says:

    “Closer, closer . . . . I’m feeling a chill.”

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  20. john personna says:

    I also think it’s a visual, with a Michelle thought bubble … “knuckleheads”

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  21. al-Ameda says:

    “See, here I am shaking hands with Raul Castro, and promising him access to the same intelligence that Edward Snowden had.”

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  22. RockThisTown says:

    Camera fitted with special whale-eye lens for over-sized egos.

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  23. He who must not be named says:

    Selfies break some men but make others.

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  24. He who must not be named says:

    O Death, where is thy sting?

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  25. He who must not be named says:

    Which of these things is not like the other?

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  26. Tillman says:

    Barry was enjoying himself until he noticed Michelle muttering Revelation verses under her breath.

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  27. Tillman says:

    “Must…maintain…dignity….of…the eve–oh come on, that guy’s just flailing on stage.”

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  28. He who must not be named says:

    “Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.” — Don Corleone

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  29. Mark Ryan says:

    There he goes again showing off photos of kink night..

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  30. Mark Ryan says:

    Look, look, checkitout, the first lady in a thong!

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  31. jd says:

    Hey, look! Your sign language interpreter is on mugshots.com!

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  32. 11B40 says:

    Greetings:

    And we say to ourselves, we’re wonderful, wonderful, oh so wonderful we are.

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  33. rodney dill says:

    “Well… Michelle keeps sayin’ I’m going to Helle.”

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  34. He who must not be named says:

    From right to left: American Goth Ick.

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  35. He who must not be named says:

    Who says it’s lonely at the top? Well, maybe Michelle.

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  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m going to ask this sign interpreter guy to head my Obamacare computer program….Nothing can go wrong there!”

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  37. Paul Hooson says:

    This week all of Paul Hooson’s jokes will be written by that fake sign interpreter guy….

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  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Phony sign interpreter? Paul Hooson is a phony joke writer!”

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  39. John425 says:

    Obama takes a “selfie” to demonstrate his need for admiration from world leaders.

    President Obama’s popularity has fallen so low that he needs to “crowdsource” for admirers.

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  40. Booberry says:

    Come on Michelle, get with the program.

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  41. bill says:

    Michelle- “If he says he wants danish for breakfast I’m flying home alone”.

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  42. DocRambo says:

    Come on Michelle, this foursome would do wonders for my ‘foreign relations’ experience!

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  43. President Obama turns Mendela’s funeral into a ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’.

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  44. DaveD says:

    “Wait, let me turn the Blackberry this way so you can see it better. This is one of the back of Michelle looking in a pastry shop window yesterday.”

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