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OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

US President Obama takes part in Sunday service at a church in Washington

REUTERS/Yuri Gripas

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.


  1. Kevin says:

    Dear Lord, please give this man a clue, and a healthy dose of humility before it’s too late.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    God? Is it too much to ask for one sane Republican? Just one?

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    God grant me the senility to forget Ted Cruz, Eric Cantor, Rand Paul, Mike Lee, Mitch McConnell, and… and…. What’s his name? Praise Jesus! Who says prayer doesn’t work!

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And Thank you God, for Chris Christie.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Please God, just help me hold it until this is over.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    God? If it’s not too much to ask, could you slip a little salmonella into the Congressional cafeteria Tuesday morning? Thank you.

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    They all thought he was asking forgiveness until he began to snore.

  8. Barfour says:

    Ronald Reagan once wished that David Copperfield could make the budget deficit disappear. Here, Obama is praying that his party at least hold on to the Senate, and save the rest of his presidency.

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    Let us pray:
    “Lord myself
    Who art in Washington
    Hallowed be my name
    My kingdom come
    Mine will be done
    In Red states while screwing the Blue
    Give me my daily golf
    and forgive my incompetence
    as I forgive the low information voter
    Lead me not into reality
    but deliver me from capitalistic evil”

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Let us pray:
    “Lord myself
    Who art in Washington
    Hallowed be my name
    My kingdom come
    Mine will be done
    In Blue states while screwing the Red
    Give me my daily golf
    and forgive my incompetence
    as I forgive the low information voter
    Lead me not into reality
    but deliver me from capitalistic evil”

  11. Dear Heavenly Father, please let his State of the Union blathering last less than twenty minutes…

  12. al-Ameda says:

    “Don’t White people go to church any more?”

  13. He who must not be named says:

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  14. Surreal American says:

    3 GOP responses to my SOTU address? Lord give me strength!

  15. Hal_10000 says:

    At odds with computer programmers, Barack Obama tries to solve the Healthcare.gov website issues with transcendental meditation.

  16. Mu says:

    At the funeral, the President had to fight back a smile about Allen West’s “you and what army” challenge.

  17. RockThisTown says:

    ” . . . and, above all else Lord, please don’t let my teleprompter malfunction.”

  18. RockThisTown says:

    NSA decided to abandon previous efforts to monitor Americans & implant a microphone directly into the President’s head.

  19. RockThisTown says:

    God, grant me the serenity to refuse the things I cannot change,
    The courage to change everything I can with my pen & phone,
    And wisdom to know there’s no difference.

  20. RockThisTown says:

    “Does standing in front of this choir make my ego look fat?”

  21. RockThisTown says:

    “Let ’em eat cake . . . . or bread & water just like Sheriff Joe!”

  22. He who must not be named says:

    Well, that’s different, usually he’s preaching to the choir.

  23. He who must not be named says:

    Let us prey.

  24. John425 says:

    The prayer circle behind him: ” Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don’t listen to him. Remember that – do not listen. “

  25. He who must not be named says:

    Dude, the NSA is out of control. Look, they’ve put a camera that sticks up right out of the back of the president’s head.

  26. He who must not be named says:

    After being briefed on the Army’s latest R&D efforts on miniaturizing weaponized lasers the president had one grafted onto his frickin’ head. No doubt it will come in useful at the SOTU address. Pay careful attention to which way he looks most of the time.

  27. He who must not be named says:

    Hope and change is now plug and pray.

  28. He who must not be named says:

    The president takes a moment to calm himself amongst all these bitter clingers.

  29. jd says:

    Yeah, real funny, guys. I’m closing my eyes and counting to ten; and when I open them, my mike had better be back where it belongs.

  30. jd says:

    Mmmmmm, yeah……….. that birdie on the fifth hole was sweeeeet!

  31. jd says:

    (“Thank God for Grecian Formula.”)

  32. al-Ameda says:

    “Lord, why did they trade Luol Deng, why?”

  33. He who must not be named says:

    Glad I had these Google Eyelids implanted so I can watch SportsCenter while this is going on.

  34. He who must not be named says:

    Contemplation of life without a $1.5B expense account is sobering.

  35. HiPlanesDrifter says:

    “Momma was right . . . . . . I AM special and people like me.”

  36. Mark Ryan says:


  37. jd says:

    The agent said she’s be wearing a white pearl necklace. Now what am I going to do?!

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Holy Christ!

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Reminds me of the story about a religious Black man who tried unsuccessfully year after year to become a member of a segregated White church. Finally, he gave up and tearfully prayed to God, “Lord, I tried for years to get into that church. But, they would never let me in. I’m so sorry”. But, then the Lord appeared to him and attempted to comfort him, “Don’t worry about it son. I tried for years to get into that church myself…”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    New horror film in theaters: OBAMA: THE ANTI-COMPETENT

  41. CSK says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Lady, I got no problem with Bible-thumpers, but that’s my damn head.”

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    I’ll give the president credit for spending his day in church. By comparison, I spent my day as a car dealership owner and a strip club owner. You decide which one is worse….

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    At least the president believes in the Lord. – By comparison, I chided two stripper girls onstage at my strip club for turning my club into a den of sin & iniquity. – But, then I told them that I loved what they did to the place!

  44. Mark Ryan says:

    Nam-myoho-renge-kyo, Nam-myoho-renge-kyo, Nam-myoho-renge-kyo…….

  45. Mark Ryan says:

    Thought Bubble: (My fave is when the baby says, “Ok, does it bother anybody else that the mime is talkin?” then he goes, “FFFFreaky!”, heehee. I love that baby.)