Thursday, January 30, 2014
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced (possibly) after Tuesday PM. Life has been getting in the way, I’ll try to return the contest to a more normal schedule next week.
Two things New Yorkers are tired of: The Lion King and the Naked Cowboy.
Naked Cowboy practices for his upcoming duet with Miley Cyrus.
Taking Gene Kelly one better — I’m singing in the snow!!
“…then she gets in the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town cowboy.. and here I am.”
Ted Nugent shows Atlanta how it’s done.
In New York city, Ted Nugent is just another freak show everybody ignores.
“Hey TED! If you want attention in NYC, leave the guitar at home and bring your AR-15!”
Idiot. It’s “The Lion King”, not “Brokeback Mountain.”
Move over Bruce, Chris Christie has a new man-crush.
Somebody’s been watching too much “Midnight Cowboy”.
Promoting the sequel to “Midnight Cowboy”, “Looking for Mr Ratso”.
The pay is lousy but what you get for tips makes up for it.
“Gee, that Ted Nugent has sure hit hard times…”
All I can say is, “Pal, you’ll never work my strip club!”
“All sure, it’s all fun and games until somebody’s prostate gets frostbite!”
“Why can’t you be more like Kirk Reeves? Why can’t you be more like Kirk Reeves? -BTW, Kirk Reeves was a street performer in my home town that committed suicide….”
“If you’re not suffering for your art, it’s not art.” — attributed alternatively to both Naked Cowboy and Greg Packer.
All winter long, y’all! Tip your snowplow driver!
In the news today, the arrest of a lone Moscow protester known as “Penis Riot”…
The bad news: if it pops out, we get six more weeks of winter. The good news: at this temperature, it ain’t popping out.
The people of New York and New Jersey are proudly celebrating the first outdoor, cold weather Super Bowl which will be held this Sunday at MetLife Stadium. With evening temperatures down in the teens, there will be a plethera of not only footballs but also blue balls all over the metropolitan area.
“Billy, don’t forget to wear your boots, or you’ll catch a cold.”
“Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be naked cowboys. No – I’m serious, look at me embarrassing myself here.”
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays the Naked Cowboy from his mission.
If you oppose naked cowboys, then Governor Cuomo doesn’t want you in his state.
Hmm, I didn’t know Anthony Weiner played the guitar.
They say that I won’t last too long on Broadway
I’ll catch a Greyhound bus for home they all say
But they’re dead wrong I know they are
‘Cause I can play this here guitar
Busking in the spotlight.
Whitey Tighties not so tighty now.
Cowboy sings:” Tell me ’bout yer global warming darlin’ I’m feeling kinda chilly!”
Only the Naked Cowboy can bring red and blue America together.
Jon Voight looks pretty good for 75.
Standing athwart 42nd Street yelling, “Stop!”
Momma’s, don’t let your babies grow up to be naked cowboys. Don’t let ’em pick guitars and drive them old trucks, let ’em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Playing a medley of George Strait’s greatest hits:Chill of an Early Fall; Holding My Own; Give It Away; (Un)Wrapped; and Drinking Man.
Like a wine-stoned cowboy, getting looks and glances from people I don’t even know, and offers coming over the phone…
Thank heavens Bob Wills isn’t around to see this.
@Pinky: Love it!
@He who must not be named: I wish I had thought of this.
Proof that Southerners are overly dramatic about the weather.
The last remaining member of The Village People was reduced to some desperation gigs to pay the rent.
“It’s okay if you’re a little late Rodney. —I’ll just sit around and watch my strippers at my club while I wait…”
The Naked Cowboy sings a sad song, because he was rejected for Obama Care! drmrs 2/1/2014
Carrie Underwood refused to sing “Are you ready for some football?” due to the foul weather possibilities for Super Bowl XLVIII.
“I’m a cowboy,
on a steel horse I ride’
I’m wanted, D-D-D-Dead or alive!”
Mom always said wear clean underwear bcuz you never know. I shoulda listened
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