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OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced next weekend.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

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  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    A FOX News camera caught President Obama and an MSNBC reporter exchanging secret liberal hand signals during news conferences.

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  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Obama failed miserably at the “Are you a real Texan?” test.

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  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “What’s this mean? You have to go to the bathroom? This is a news conference not a classroom. I might be schoolin’ all you fools, but you still don’t have to ask permission.”

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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You know, on the south side of Chicago that can get you shot.

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  5. Moosebreath says:

    Reporter give Obama lessons on how to hang loose.

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  6. HiPlanesDrifter says:

    “Yes, that’s two websites we’ve now made functional.”

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  7. RockThisTown says:

    “It’s Bush’s fault I can’t do ‘Hook ‘em Horns’ correctly.”

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  8. RockThisTown says:

    ‘Opportunity for All’ . . . . . . except Republicans, conservatives, Tea Partiers, climate deniers, job creators, Boehner, Cruz, Limbaugh & Palin. But everybody else!

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  9. Mu says:

    Don’t call me, I call you

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  10. Hal_10000 says:

    Barack Obama leads the White House Press Corps in a chorus of Call Me, Maybe.

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  11. RockThisTown says:

    “Don’t call me until 2016 & then only after you’ve taken this many aspirin. After that, call Hillary.”

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  12. RockThisTown says:

    “Let’s see, 1. . . 2 . . . help me out, how many wars is the U.S. in right now?”

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  13. bill says:

    “Opportunity for All” *

    * by “all” we mean those who agree with us and follow our dogma. “opportunity” is no guaranty of current or future success. we reserve the right to do as we damned well please.

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  14. RockThisTown says:

    “Heck, I do this many Executive Orders before 9 a.m.”

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  15. RockThisTown says:

    “This is the sign I give to Biden when he’s about to say something stupid, & man, does my hand get tired!”

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  16. Tillman says:

    The press room fell silent as the President engaged in making explosion noises, yelping every time a bad guy’s plane went down in his head. “Second term syndrome,” the journalists whispered amongst themselves.

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  17. CSK says:

    The president’s sign language teleprompter was rudimentary, but reasonably effective.

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  18. Franklin says:

    Good question! For the answer, I need to phone a friend.

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  19. Franklin says:

    The opportunities have been killed by a rabbit with big pointy teeth like this!

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  20. JKB says:

    Hang loose, bra – the Press Corp signals solidarity with President Obama. Choom, choom.

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  21. John425 says:

    President gives Democrat “f*** you” gangsta sign to reporters.

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  22. Franklin says:

    And now a message from our sponsors: I would just like to take a moment to thank laundry detergent All for this bright white shirt I’m wearing. It’s a great “Opportunity for All” to market their product, and for the White House staff to have a steady supply of clean underwear. Stainlifter, that’s All!

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  23. al-Ameda says:

    “Kenneth, what is the frequency?”

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  24. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @RockThisTown: “One less than we were in when I took this stupid job.”

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  25. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @bill:

    “by “all” we mean those who agree with us and follow our dogma. “opportunity” is no guaranty of current or future success. we reserve the right to do as we damned well please.”

    -Tom Perkins

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  26. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @RockThisTown: But if I am going to catch up with “W”, I gotta do this many by 2 AM.

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  27. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @RockThisTown:

    ‘Opportunity for All’ . . . . .

    Except for all those mythical creatures Republicans don’t really believe in but keep talking about.

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  28. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: What do you mean Rush Redundant Tree Branch is a real human being? I have it on good authority he is a leech.

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  29. Franklin says:

    Oops, we misspelled “FAIL”!

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  30. John425 says:

    President: “Dude, this is righteous stuff” Then he exhaled.

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  31. He who must not be named says:

    He’s got more talent in his little finger than… uh… most people with little fingers.

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  32. He who must not be named says:

    The caption is moot. More people are not working in this country than ever before five years after his stimulus program; more people are uninsured now than before Obamacare took effect; every single foreign policy initiative has failed spectacularly; and Guantanamo is still open.

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  33. He who must not be named says:

    Mr. President, that’s not the teleprompter.

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  34. RockThisTown says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: “And of course, I won’t be answering the phone at that hour.”

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  35. RockThisTown says:

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Except for all those mythical creatures Republicans don’t really believe in . . .”

    “Like a President who can provide health care to everyone cheaper & better than the free market.”

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  36. RockThisTown says:

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    “One less than we were in when I took this stupid job.”

    “But still way more than I stupidly promised.”

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  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson says: “Opportunity for all? Then how come my bad jokes never get equality?”

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  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “What kind of handsign is that anyway, The Steve Urkel Gang?”

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  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Is that a gangsign, or just something spastic?”

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  40. Paul Hooson says:

    The sign of being as bad as the Devil….

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  41. Paul Hooson says:

    A meeting of the Horns, Tails & Pointy Stick Club?

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  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Some things sure look just like the Devil….

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  43. Pinky says:

    Ever since the Mandela funeral, the President has been crowd-sourcing his sign language translation.

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  44. He who must not be named says:

    The caption is moot. The President hired a Treasury Secretary who cheated on his taxes. All of Bush’s civil right abuses have been doubled down by this President who also believes he has the right to execute citizens without a trial. Bankruptcy law was ignored to hand over significant ownership of GM and Chrysler to his friends at the UAW. Food stamps have gone up 50% on his watch.

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  45. He who must not be named says:

    Glass houses.

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  46. al-Ameda says:

    @He who must not be named:

    The caption is moot. The President hired a Treasury Secretary who cheated on his taxes. All of Bush’s civil right abuses have been doubled down by this President who also believes he has the right to execute citizens without a trial. Bankruptcy law was ignored to hand over significant ownership of GM and Chrysler to his friends at the UAW. Food stamps have gone up 50% on his watch.

    So, what IS the frequency, He who must not be named?

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  47. He who must not be named says:

    “There is no revolutionary truth to the observation that progressives are humorless, narcissistic dikfors that are unable to laugh at themselves.”

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  48. He who must not be named says:

    The caption is moot. I need another billion dollars in graft supporting funds to deal with climate change. Fortunately I will be done before ZIRP can no longer be sustained and the budget deficit for my successor will pass $2T a year. And anyway, what did Bill Ayers ever do to you personally? Oh, and Fox News is mean to me.

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  49. Franklin says:

    Hillary, the phone’s for you.

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  50. al-Ameda says:

    @He who must not be named:

    The caption is moot. I need another billion dollars in graft supporting funds to deal with climate change. Fortunately I will be done before ZIRP can no longer be sustained and the budget deficit for my successor will pass $2T a year. And anyway, what did Bill Ayers ever do to you personally? Oh, and Fox News is mean to me.

    Way to rock that tin foil.

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  51. He who must not be named says:

    Dude, really, do I have to explain the joke? Or perhaps you really aren’t able to laugh at any of your sacred cows.

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  52. al-Ameda says:

    @He who must not be named:

    Dude, really, do I have to explain the joke? Or perhaps you really aren’t able to laugh at any of your sacred cows.

    Forgive me, I didn’t realize that Bill Ayres was one of my “sacred cows.”

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  53. Pinky says:

    @He who must not be named: Yeah, Al lets his politics come before his sense of humor, but so did you with this bit.

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  54. Paul Hooson says:

    “It’s so cute when he tries to give the devil salute….”

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  55. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst AC/DC concert ever held?

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  56. Tillman says:

    I want to know what it is about a picture of Obama returning…some sort of hand sign (I can never keep those straight in my head) with a sign that says “Opportunity For All” in front of the press corp that draws out all the bad humor around here.

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  57. He who must not be named says:

    The caption is moot.

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  58. And the Duff Man says, “Oh, yeah!”

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  59. Mark Ryan says:

    Obama- “I need a volunteer quickly to pull my pin…….(rrrrrrrrriiiiiiip)……..ky.”

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