OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
Winners will be announced next weekend.
REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
A FOX News camera caught President Obama and an MSNBC reporter exchanging secret liberal hand signals during news conferences.
Obama failed miserably at the “Are you a real Texan?” test.
“What’s this mean? You have to go to the bathroom? This is a news conference not a classroom. I might be schoolin’ all you fools, but you still don’t have to ask permission.”
You know, on the south side of Chicago that can get you shot.
Reporter give Obama lessons on how to hang loose.
“Yes, that’s two websites we’ve now made functional.”
“It’s Bush’s fault I can’t do ‘Hook ’em Horns’ correctly.”
‘Opportunity for All’ . . . . . . except Republicans, conservatives, Tea Partiers, climate deniers, job creators, Boehner, Cruz, Limbaugh & Palin. But everybody else!
Don’t call me, I call you
Barack Obama leads the White House Press Corps in a chorus of Call Me, Maybe.
“Don’t call me until 2016 & then only after you’ve taken this many aspirin. After that, call Hillary.”
“Let’s see, 1. . . 2 . . . help me out, how many wars is the U.S. in right now?”
“Opportunity for All” *
* by “all” we mean those who agree with us and follow our dogma. “opportunity” is no guaranty of current or future success. we reserve the right to do as we damned well please.
“Heck, I do this many Executive Orders before 9 a.m.”
“This is the sign I give to Biden when he’s about to say something stupid, & man, does my hand get tired!”
The press room fell silent as the President engaged in making explosion noises, yelping every time a bad guy’s plane went down in his head. “Second term syndrome,” the journalists whispered amongst themselves.
The president’s sign language teleprompter was rudimentary, but reasonably effective.
Good question! For the answer, I need to phone a friend.
The opportunities have been killed by a rabbit with big pointy teeth like this!
Hang loose, bra – the Press Corp signals solidarity with President Obama. Choom, choom.
President gives Democrat “f*** you” gangsta sign to reporters.
And now a message from our sponsors: I would just like to take a moment to thank laundry detergent All for this bright white shirt I’m wearing. It’s a great “Opportunity for All” to market their product, and for the White House staff to have a steady supply of clean underwear. Stainlifter, that’s All!
“Kenneth, what is the frequency?”
@RockThisTown: “One less than we were in when I took this stupid job.”
@bill:
-Tom Perkins
@RockThisTown: But if I am going to catch up with “W”, I gotta do this many by 2 AM.
@RockThisTown:
Except for all those mythical creatures Republicans don’t really believe in but keep talking about.
@OzarkHillbilly: What do you mean Rush Redundant Tree Branch is a real human being? I have it on good authority he is a leech.
Oops, we misspelled “FAIL”!
President: “Dude, this is righteous stuff” Then he exhaled.
He’s got more talent in his little finger than… uh… most people with little fingers.
The caption is moot. More people are not working in this country than ever before five years after his stimulus program; more people are uninsured now than before Obamacare took effect; every single foreign policy initiative has failed spectacularly; and Guantanamo is still open.
Mr. President, that’s not the teleprompter.
@OzarkHillbilly: “And of course, I won’t be answering the phone at that hour.”
@OzarkHillbilly:
Except for all those mythical creatures Republicans don’t really believe in . . .”
“Like a President who can provide health care to everyone cheaper & better than the free market.”
@OzarkHillbilly:
“One less than we were in when I took this stupid job.”
“But still way more than I stupidly promised.”
Paul Hooson says: “Opportunity for all? Then how come my bad jokes never get equality?”
“What kind of handsign is that anyway, The Steve Urkel Gang?”
“Is that a gangsign, or just something spastic?”
The sign of being as bad as the Devil….
A meeting of the Horns, Tails & Pointy Stick Club?
Some things sure look just like the Devil….
Ever since the Mandela funeral, the President has been crowd-sourcing his sign language translation.
The caption is moot. The President hired a Treasury Secretary who cheated on his taxes. All of Bush’s civil right abuses have been doubled down by this President who also believes he has the right to execute citizens without a trial. Bankruptcy law was ignored to hand over significant ownership of GM and Chrysler to his friends at the UAW. Food stamps have gone up 50% on his watch.
Glass houses.
@He who must not be named:
So, what IS the frequency, He who must not be named?
“There is no revolutionary truth to the observation that progressives are humorless, narcissistic dikfors that are unable to laugh at themselves.”
The caption is moot. I need another billion dollars in graft supporting funds to deal with climate change. Fortunately I will be done before ZIRP can no longer be sustained and the budget deficit for my successor will pass $2T a year. And anyway, what did Bill Ayers ever do to you personally? Oh, and Fox News is mean to me.
Hillary, the phone’s for you.
@He who must not be named:
Way to rock that tin foil.
Dude, really, do I have to explain the joke? Or perhaps you really aren’t able to laugh at any of your sacred cows.
@He who must not be named:
Forgive me, I didn’t realize that Bill Ayres was one of my “sacred cows.”
@He who must not be named: Yeah, Al lets his politics come before his sense of humor, but so did you with this bit.
“It’s so cute when he tries to give the devil salute….”
The worst AC/DC concert ever held?
I want to know what it is about a picture of Obama returning…some sort of hand sign (I can never keep those straight in my head) with a sign that says “Opportunity For All” in front of the press corp that draws out all the bad humor around here.
The caption is moot.
And the Duff Man says, “Oh, yeah!”
Obama- “I need a volunteer quickly to pull my pin…….(rrrrrrrrriiiiiiip)……..ky.”