Monday, March 3, 2014
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
I have heard of undercover police, but this takes the cake !!
The turning of the bulls.
“This is our tithe. We will not be denied.”
Conservative activists prepare for CPAC
Once again it’s yak, yak, yak on OTB.
“Come, young one, our pilgrimage to Fabled Angus awaits.”
Little Jimmy had not believed his parent that, if he didn’t straighten up, the devils would come for him.
@gVOR08: …but you see what happens if you talk back.
Experts are not quite sure the Ukrainian Army is up to stopping the Russians in Crimea.
Bam-Bam is thwarted trying to sneak into a Lodge meeting.
“Try to crash a National Park gate? We’ll show you!”
The International Pedophile Association ran out of volunteers, so they were forced to kidnap their prey.
LIttle Timmy finds himself in the horns of a dilemma.
How did you get this image from the last episode of True Detective which doesn’t air until Sunday?
Obamacare Navigators score another “willing” subscriber!
For the last time, you are not a minotaur. Now put that kid down.
Mayor DeBlasio and the NEA make it clear in no uncertain terms that charter schools in New York are finished.
There’s never a good picador around when you really need one.
What if the zombies are bovine?
Well, Courir de Mardi Gras is tomorrow.
The only thing I have involves recent changes in Boy Scout policies and somehow or other I don’t think Rodney would appreciate it.
@RockThisTown: Than again, Rodney seems OK with this so maybe…. Ahhh forget it. It isn’t really funny anyway.
I did think of this, tho I can hardly claim credit for it:
“Obama has released the Homo Demons on the Black Man. Look out Black Woman. A White Homo may take your Man.”
Toro! Toro! Toro!
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out. You grab a little boy and ya shake him all about
Yakety yak – whatever you do, don’t talk back!
So, kid–what’s gnu with you?
Little Johnny is realizing that he’s about to become Bullshit!!!
“My favorite nightmare when I was a kid……Bad people will steal me….”
Bad people steal Paul Hooson as a child….Then they realize it’s Paul Hooson, so they bring him back!
@Paul Hooson: The Ransom of Red Chief
“What? What’s an Amber Alert?”
a little-known provision of No Child Left Behind
His ma had always warned him about parting his hair in a radical way. Now he knew. Now he knew.
To make a long story short, this Krampus steals Paul Hooson as a boy. So Paul Hooson asks if he can be spanked by a sexy lady in black leather instead….
Holy crap! Some joker decided that bringing back THE FEAST OF THE HOLY INNOCENTS might be a good idea….
“Krampus? I thought we going to see, Grandpa?”
Once a year, the Morlocks surface from their subterranean lairs to conduct a dramatic reading of Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” for the benefit of the illiterate children of the Eloi.
Come see our exotic Krampus Festival. Enjoy the exotic costumes. Enjoy the beautiful scenery. You’ll want to stay for the birchings….
Boy 1:”Hey, is that a Krampus?”
Boy 2: “Well, beats me?”
Boy1: “Personally, I think Mardi Gras with the girls boobs and beads is more fun than this…”
Krampus: “Be still, and take your what’s due you….”
The priests over at St. Hagathas hold a fund raising event over in the parking lot…
Police Officer: “Hello, I’m looking for an individual who we believe might be here who failed to register….”
Boy1: “You know, I hate to say it. But, sometimes a Krampus can be a real pain in the ass…”
Boy 2: “I know what you mean….”
“Hey, we’re leaving Ukraine…”
“No, you’re not!”
“Yes, we are. Why, we’e hardly even in Ukraine right now…
“What Russia is doing in the Ukraine is a real Crimea…”
Putin should realize, that Crimea doesn’t pay….
Lil Bam-Bam will be fed to a T-Rex for tryin to sneak in a Loyal Order of Water Buffalo’s meeting.
Don’t eat me! Don’t eat me! Take my sister instead, because she is a virgin and more tender. drmrs 3/7/2014
Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fl), out on the campaign trail.
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