OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


riotpolice

REUTERS/Umit Bektas

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. JWH says:

    Former UC-Berkeley police officers can still find employment in Crimea.




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  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Crimean cops could learn a lot at UC Davis. Those cops do it right!




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  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Crimean protesters are so unruly. IN A ROW YOU IDIOTS! SIT IN A ROW!!




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  4. Michael Hamm says:

    My air freshener will neutralize that deadly fart.




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  5. John Burgess says:

    You don’t bring Silly String to a teargas party.




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  6. Mu says:

    The deportation of Justin Bieber let to major riots when customers demanded their ticket money back.




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  7. CSK says:

    The participants at the Online Gamblers Association annual convention demanded a refund when keynote speaker Professor James Joyner explained that OTB didn’t stand for “off-track betting.”




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  8. al-Ameda says:

    “Peace be with you my brothers”




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  9. Hal_10000 says:

    As with farts, so it goes with teargas: the one who smelt it, dealt it.




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  10. Woody says:

    CPAC Speaker Politely Suggests Obamacare Will Improve American Economy




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  11. He who must not be named says:

    “Contents will cause extreme discomfort when applied to eyes, nose, mouth, or exposed flesh. To be safe, close your eyes before using in the event you inadvertently spray yourself.”




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  12. He who must not be named says:

    Ready! Fire! Aim!




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  13. He who must not be named says:

    Ohmigod, it’s true! This stuff does act like an aphrodisiac!




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  14. He who must not be named says:

    The 21st Century Barney Fife.




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  15. John425 says:

    Health-insurance policyholders who lost their plan under Obamacare get short shrift from White House police.

    NYC mayor DiBlasio DOES NOT take prisoners!




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  16. Franklin says:

    I-kraine, U-kraine, we all crane to get out of the way of the f**king teargas.




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  17. He who must not be named says:

    Next time you’ll put the lotion on your skin, won’t you?




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  18. He who must not be named says:

    And then suddenly… a hockey game broke out.




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  19. He who must not be named says:

    Yes, it’s just like the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel.




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  20. Paul Hooson says:

    A typical night at THE VIEWPOINT CLUB…




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  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Things are getter better at THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB….There’s only been two gun incidents here since Friday….




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  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Crimea doesn’t pay….




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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    If you like your Barney Fife….You can keep your Barney Fife…




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  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Went to a hockey game last night, but a Crimea broke out….




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  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson decides to mellow out THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB by turning it into a biker bar….




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  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Kind of like KENT STATE…..But, with SILLY STRING….




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  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Another day, another police incident at THE NEW VIEWPOINT CLUB….




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  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Just think, more than 75,000,000 guys have searched this site since 2003 rather than surfing for porn…..What the heck is wrong with some guys!




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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    So cute when those Eastern Europeans try to imitate American riots!




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  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “You call that a riot? Why there’s guys living in Detroit that could teach you guys a thing or two!”




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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    A riot breaks out at THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS….




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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    THE SPECIAL POLICE keep order at a disturbance at THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS….




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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Space Aliens conclude that intelligent life doesn’t exist on Earth, spread their search to other planets instead….




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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Moses, better go up the mountain and write #11 on stone: “Thou Shall Not Be Total Dumbcraps….”




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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    A riot breaks out at a Goodwill Store….




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  36. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s sure havoc around the Ukraine’s electronics with the introduction of the first phone that doesn’t have to be wall mounted…And doesn’t use tubes…..




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  37. Paul Hooson says:

    You Putin your left foot in….You Putin your left foot out…That’s what the Crimea is all about….




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  38. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst Axe Deodorant ad ever….




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  39. Franklin says:

    The musical “Hairspray” really didn’t translate into other cultures.




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  40. John425 says:

    Crimean Peace Talks–Russian style.

    Crimean cop: “There’s a John Kerry somewhere in this pile!, I just know it”




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  41. He who must not be named says:

    Don’t cross the streams!




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  42. He who must not be named says:

    The Ukranian Tackleberry is still asking when he gets a gun.




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  43. Franklin says:

    Why you close eyes when you shoot? I’ve heard of trigger-happy, but not trigger-nappy!




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  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “Some people get as excited about Pussy Riot as Putin!”




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  45. Melissa Fletcher says:

    No, not the Axe body spray!




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  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Putin on the ritz….




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  47. Franklin says:

    Stop that, Dmitri! When I said “lube up the crowd”, I meant it was time to serve drinks!




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