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OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


MeaShearim

REUTERS/Ronen Zvulun

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Matt says:

    The G7 meets to discuss sanctions on Russia.

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  2. Tyrell says:

    Iranian Army high command

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  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    While no match for the Russian Army on the field of battle, the Ukranian Civil Defence Forces beat them like a drum on the half-time football field.

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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Clown cars just ain’t what they used to be.

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  5. Mu says:

    The new method of getting the 4th of July parade through some of the tougher neighborhoods safely was not met with universal acclaim.

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  6. David in KC says:

    Running out of material to recycle, Universal begins filming “The Keystone Cops” coming to theaters next summer.

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  7. JWH says:

    “Seventy-six trombones led the Purim parade …. “

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  8. Jeremy says:

    The European Union mobilizes against Russia.

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  9. Tillman says:

    “We’re bandleaders in search of bands! Our quest is a timeless one, but mostly 3/4 with some syncopation.”

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  10. Franklin says:

    Men who clearly need a haircut and shave taunt local barbers with their own poles.

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  11. Tillman says:

    Jewish Wassailing.

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  12. rodney dill says:

    @JWH: Metsuyan.

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  13. RockThisTown says:

    Obama finally approves the Keystone pipeline, er . . Kops.

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  14. RockThisTown says:

    NSA takes its cell phone & internet monitoring show on the road.

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  15. Surreal American says:

    “This one time, in the band van…”

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  16. al-Ameda says:

    the Magical Mystery Tour comes to Jerusalem

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  17. RockThisTown says:

    ‘It was 20 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band the way . . .”

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  18. edmondo says:

    The House Republican caucus arrives for their spring political retreat.

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  19. RockThisTown says:

    Obama shows U.S. military strength to Putin by rattling candy canes.

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  20. Pinky says:

    Battle of Hogwarts reenactors

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  21. RockThisTown says:

    The Fez-nificent Seven.

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  22. gVOR08 says:

    Left to right (in the picture, only in the picture): Ted Cruz, Chris Christie, Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal, Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee, and Rand Paul. And out of sight in the driver’s seat is Jeb Bush.

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  23. gVOR08 says:

    Does that sign taped over the window read TEA PARTY EXPRESS?

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  24. Pinky says:

    Everyone’s a band leader, but no one brought instruments.

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  25. John425 says:

    Lily-white Democrats still looking for the Mummers parade.

    The Joe Biden advisory team.

    MSNBC news team on the hunt for missing Malaysian airplane.

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  26. anjin-san says:

    If we can just get government out of the way we will be billionaires soon…

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  27. Paul Hooson says:

    All aboard the former altar boys abused by priests bus!

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  28. Paul Hooson says:

    There’s always more room on the Paul Hooson bad joke writer short bus!

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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Somehow, I doubt that Ukrainian army has little chance to match the Russian Army might….

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  30. Michael Hamm says:

    Harry Potter’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

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  31. Fog says:

    The Lollipop Guild was viciously attacked by their arch-enemies, the Candy Cane Guild.

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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “BTW, what do you think about that Oscar Pistorius trial?”

    “I don’t think he has a leg to stand on!”

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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    The Ukrainian Magical Misery Tour?

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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst civil war re-enactment ever!

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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    The Ukrainian Beatles?

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  36. Paul Hooson says:

    A 1% motorcycle club is no longer taken seriously after a drastic change in their club colors….

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  37. Paul Hooson says:

    A group of Shriners leave a resort in haste after hanging up a banner that reads, “Wecome al Kader!” and people got the wrong ideal!

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  38. Paul Hooson says:

    A 1% motorcycle club leaves a town in disgrace after realizing the name, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, was already taken, and that no one feared guys in band uniforms….

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  39. Paul Hooson says:

    The very worst premise for a Gay porn movie ever!

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  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul Hooson: “Oh no, it’s those plumbers again. It takes a whole van load at time and a half just to supervise one changing a leaky faucet washer. Another $900 well spent!”

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  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Those Swiss Guard are a crack military unit not to be screwed around with!

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  42. Paul Hooson says:

    In second thought, I mean to say that those Swiss Guard must be on crack….

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  43. Paul Hooson says:

    The Ukrainian Marines…..We’re looking for a few good men….But, if we can’t find them, we’ll take you anyway…

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  44. He who must not be named says:

    We’ve got trouble right here in River City, and that starts with T and that rhymes with P and that stands for PPACA!

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  45. He who must not be named says:

    Doc, Dopey, Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy and Bashful arrive in their snow white van.

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  46. He who must not be named says:

    Axe body spray can only do so much.

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  47. He who must not be named says:

    We’re on a mission from Yahweh.

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  48. He who must not be named says:

    We’re getting the band back together.

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  49. He who must not be named says:

    It’s the prophecy!

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  50. Tillman says:

    Not only are they the only extant Barbershop Septuplet performing today, but they keep excellent time.

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  51. He who must not be named says:

    Has Kinky Friedman hit the road again?

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  52. drmrs says:

    The invading army tries to “stick it to the enemy,” but beats a hasty retreat when they realize carnival season is over. drmrs 3/25/2014

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  53. Pinky says:

    It looks like “coming out of the van” is the new go-to metaphor.

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  54. Tillman says:

    Obamacare Navigators: We take our job incredibly seriously.

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  55. al-Ameda says:

    Madonna’s Adopt a Malawi Child World Tour arrives in Jerusalem.

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  56. He who must not be named says:

    Do not taunt happy fun van.

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  57. He who must not be named says:

    #getcovered

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  58. He who must not be named says:

    Hit me, hit me, hit me with your Purim stick.
    Hit me slowly, hit me quick, hit me, hit me, hit me.

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  59. He who must not be named says:

    The new phone books are here!

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  60. He who must not be named says:

    I don’t think guys handing candy out of vans is such a good idea.

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  61. Paul Hooson says:

    Paul McCartney’s well intentioned effort to support the Ukraine goes awry with the old Beatles’ style Sgt. Pepper uniforms as well as the misguided single, “Give The Ukraine Back To The Irish”.

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  62. Paul Hooson says:

    “If you like your Purim stick, you can keep your Purim stick…”

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  63. Paul Hooson says:

    “For some odd reason, I just don’t think that Malaysia is taking the search for that missing airliner very seriously…..”

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  64. Paul Hooson says:

    The Malaysian airlines flight simulator…

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  65. Paul Hooson says:

    Critics are claiming that NOAH film takes a lot of Hollywood liberties with the Bible account….

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  66. Paul Hooson says:

    To save money, that Ukrainian action movie director has a car chase scene all take place in the same vehicle…

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  67. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, this isn’t BET?”

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  68. Paul Hooson says:

    “Jesus, that latest Mitch McConnell ad isn’t very good! I think he’s in trouble!”

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  69. Paul Hooson says:

    “If this is a new Kennedy family scandal, I can’t figure it out?”

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  70. Paul Hooson says:

    THE WALKING DEAD really jumps the shark with a silly scene with some wedding band escaping zombie Jackie Gleason, who’s known for a heck of an appetite….

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  71. Paul Hooson says:

    A truly creative way for one group to make The Southern Poverty Law Center’s watchlist of suspicious groups…

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  72. Paul Hooson says:

    ” I hear that Carnival Cruise has sure cut back recently….”

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  73. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst premise for a new TV show since AMERICA’S FUNNIEST SERVICEDOGS or THAT’S MY SATAN!

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  74. John425 says:

    The famous George Takei “Phasers Locked and Loaded Marching Swish Band” heads off to another Rainbow Flag Parade.

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  75. Guarneri says:

    …and on the floor of the Senate Harry Reid produced damning evidence of Koch brothers funded Republicans blatantly taunting the Unicorn anti-cruelty society…………..

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