Monday, April 21, 2014
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Did we really need a sequel to the Postman?
The greatest military conflict in history began with four nations discovering Scrubbrush Island simultaneously.
The Eclectic Horsemen.
Ben, Adam, Hoss & Little Joe show their patriotism & protect the Ponderosa.
The White House announces that saddle sores will NOT be covered under Obamacare.
Cliven Bundy becomes the first American in a century to lead a cavalry charge.
The Tea Party re-make of Blazing Saddles was only unintentionally comic.
“WHAT DO WE WANT?”
“FOR RICH CATTLE RANCHERS TO NOT HAVE TO PAY A BUCK THIRTY FIVE A HEAD PER MONTH FOR GRAZING RIGHTS EVEN THOUGH THAT IS TEN TIMES LOWER THAN WHAT PRIVATE LAND OWNERS CHARGE!”
“WHEN DO WE WANT IT?”
“FOR AT LEAST THE PAST TWENTY YEARS!”
Harry Reid declares waving the American flag while on horseback an act of domestic terrorism.
“Now remember men – if you have to shoot, yell, ‘Allahu akbar!’ so they’ll call it workplace violence like they did at Fort Hood.”
“Where wolf? There wolf! Here feds!”
“The Le Petomane Thruway? Now what will the BLM think of next? Has anybody got a dime? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a *load of dimes!”
Atop the hill, General Custer waves the “all clear” flag.
Yeah, didn’t work out to well for the Poles either.
We got the flag, the firework, whose responsibility was it to bring the beer?
HEY! WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!!!
@Mu: “Hold my beer, watch this!”
“What we have heah, is a failure to communicate.”
Cliven “Greaseball” Bundy raises the flag to commemorate his success in refusing to pay legally owed rent for 2 decades.
President prepares to send troops in a “massive” military aid package to Ukraine.
I buried my heart at this wounded caption contest….
“Is this another Kevin Costner mess of a film?”
“Which one of you is Hoss? Little Joe? Ben Cartwright?”
The charge of the lightweight brigade….
“Is this the Bundy Ranch? Which one of you is Ted? Al?”
Cowboy Wannabes Gone Wild!
“Hey Joe, take off your headphones so we can all listen to Dr. Dre…..”
Third most famous Bundy since Ted or Al….
“Guvgment? We don’t give no horse’s patoot about guvgment….”
@Paul Hooson: What about King Kong?
Didn’t Custer win big?
Shame, come back!
They’ll never believe it’s the moon with all those horses in the picture.
And then I woke up.
You’re arguing over grazing rights here? Really?
Into the valley of death rode the six…teen.
All the Federales say, they could have had him any day. They only let him go so long, out of kindness, I suppose.
Easter is about Calvary, not cavalry.
I’m the King of the North!
Kobe, I’m open!
“Well, at least this is better than my last job as an airline steward for a wheelwell…”
“I hated my last job as an airline steward for a wheelwell. People were awful cheap and didn’t want to pay for drinks or tip….”
And that’s how the Fugawi Tribe got its name.
Bundy: “Wow look at all my supporters here. This place is crowded with supporters. Hey, I think I’ll give my thoughts on slavery…..Hey? Where did everybody go?”
Bundy: ‘From this point on, I promise to refrain from racial stereotypes…. You have a question Japanese guy?”
Japanese Stereotype Guy: “Look! Godzilla!”
One if by land and two if by…wait! What? There’s no water around here”
Don’t f**k with my right to free stuff…
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