OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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(Photo: Jewel Samad, AFP/Getty Images)

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Comments

  1. markm says:

    Horse guy to President Obama: “Hay, I don’t like photo-ops nay-ther”




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  2. John Burgess says:

    Front end meets the back end.




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  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Dayum! You ugly!




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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Senator McCain! How nice to see you again sir! What did you do with your other half, Senator Graham?




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  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    That really isn’t much of a costume for Netanyahu. Take off the head and what have you got? Just another horse’s ass.




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  6. Moosebreath says:

    I don’t mind shaking hands with a horse’s head. Every day in Washington, I meet plenty of horse’s asses.




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  7. JWH says:

    A) As he moved through the crowd, shaking hands, Obama suddenly came face to face with the 2016 Republican presidential nominee.

    (Sorry, that one was too easy).

    B) Joe Biden would do anything to get face time with President Obama.

    (Again, too easy)




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  8. JWH says:

    “Why aren’t you singing any more?”

    “I’m sorry. I’m just a little horse.”

    (with apologies to Top Secret!)




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  9. jd says:

    Even more surprising, Shrek was just a few feet further along the route.




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  10. RockThisTown says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Must be a Republican so I’m surprised he doesn’t have a cloven hoof.”




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  11. RockThisTown says:

    Having a lock on the trans-gender vote, Obama now reaches out to the trans-species community.




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  12. RockThisTown says:

    “President Putin – how good to see you, sir! Excuse me for not bowing, but I almost didn’t recognize you!”




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  13. RockThisTown says:

    The President meets the 1st Obamacare plastic surgery victim, er . . . . patient.




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  14. Pinky says:

    just some guy who really ticked off Don Corleone




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  15. Pinky says:

    “Wow, and I thought I came from a mixed marriage…”




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  16. Pinky says:

    “Mr. President, you have to do something about genies misunderstanding wishes.”




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  17. Pinky says:

    That’s the sign of a happily-married man. Look at the woman on the far left. I wouldn’t have even noticed the horse.




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  18. CSK says:

    “Let us bray.”




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  19. CSK says:

    “One o’clock, two o’clock, three o’clock, rock, four o’clock, five o’clock, six o’clock, rock, seven o’clock, eight o’clock, nine o’clock rock, we’re gonna rock around the clock tonight.”




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  20. al-Ameda says:

    Hey, didn’t I see you at the Jack-in the Box out in Herndon?




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  21. Tillman says:

    Depicted: President Obama securing a lock on the reverse-centaur vote.




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  22. Tillman says:

    “Get him, Sam! He’s pulling Renegade in for a bite!”




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  23. charles austin says:

    “You tell him I ain’t no band leader.”




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  24. Tillman says:

    “Mr. President! Mr. President! What’s your stance on glue manufacturing? A word please, sir!”




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  25. Muchbox says:

    That’s were my Trojan horse costume went….




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  26. Eric Florack says:

    Why The Long Face, Ed?

    One jackass meets another.

    Headline; Obama meets with new minority group, promises swift action.




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  27. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Obama: “So you’re a Democrat?”

    Donkey: “No, I’m just a jackass…”




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  28. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I’m a horse at the track. A heck of a horse. I like to give tips…..and if they like it, then I’ll give them the whole thing…”




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  29. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Obama: “Did you vote for me?”

    Horse: “Nay!”




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  30. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Horse: “Yeah, I got girlfriends, I’m hung like, well you know….”




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  31. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Horse: “I may be just a horse….But, I don’t get Todd Akin either….”




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  32. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Obama: “Hello, you’re?”

    Horse: “Horse With No Name…”




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  33. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Horse: “Sometimes the life of a horse sucks. Last night I woke up in some mobsters’ bed…”




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  34. Mu says:

    “Stop horsing around Joe”




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  35. “I said mayor! Not mare!”




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  36. “Yes, yes I’m a quarter horse…and the rest of me ain’t too bad either.”




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  37. “Excuse me, sir. Have you seen my other half? Um, never mind.”




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  38. “Listen, if you’re looking for your other half, you’ll find it back at the Capitol, sitting in the vice president’s office. No. I said sitting! Sitting!”




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  39. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Obama: “So where’s the Rook and Bishop?”




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  40. PAUL HOOSON says:

    The president meets a Hollywood celebrity donor…..Mr. Ed…




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  41. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Francis The Talking Mule Donor….




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  42. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Horse: “How do you know that Russians were involved shooting down the airliner?”

    Obama: “They shot the plane down just so they could steal the passengers credit cards”

    Horse: “Yeah, you’re right. Those are Russians…”




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  43. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Horse: “I died for your sins…”

    Obama: “That’s Jesus!”

    Horse: “Oh yeah that’s right. Hey, my hooves made some pretty good glue, that’s pretty good if you ask me…”




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