Monday, July 21, 2014
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Horse guy to President Obama: “Hay, I don’t like photo-ops nay-ther”
Front end meets the back end.
Dayum! You ugly!
Senator McCain! How nice to see you again sir! What did you do with your other half, Senator Graham?
That really isn’t much of a costume for Netanyahu. Take off the head and what have you got? Just another horse’s ass.
I don’t mind shaking hands with a horse’s head. Every day in Washington, I meet plenty of horse’s asses.
A) As he moved through the crowd, shaking hands, Obama suddenly came face to face with the 2016 Republican presidential nominee.
(Sorry, that one was too easy).
B) Joe Biden would do anything to get face time with President Obama.
(Again, too easy)
“Why aren’t you singing any more?”
“I’m sorry. I’m just a little horse.”
(with apologies to Top Secret!)
Even more surprising, Shrek was just a few feet further along the route.
Obama thought bubble: “Must be a Republican so I’m surprised he doesn’t have a cloven hoof.”
Having a lock on the trans-gender vote, Obama now reaches out to the trans-species community.
“President Putin – how good to see you, sir! Excuse me for not bowing, but I almost didn’t recognize you!”
The President meets the 1st Obamacare plastic surgery victim, er . . . . patient.
just some guy who really ticked off Don Corleone
“Wow, and I thought I came from a mixed marriage…”
“Mr. President, you have to do something about genies misunderstanding wishes.”
That’s the sign of a happily-married man. Look at the woman on the far left. I wouldn’t have even noticed the horse.
“Let us bray.”
“One o’clock, two o’clock, three o’clock, rock, four o’clock, five o’clock, six o’clock, rock, seven o’clock, eight o’clock, nine o’clock rock, we’re gonna rock around the clock tonight.”
Hey, didn’t I see you at the Jack-in the Box out in Herndon?
Depicted: President Obama securing a lock on the reverse-centaur vote.
“Get him, Sam! He’s pulling Renegade in for a bite!”
“You tell him I ain’t no band leader.”
“Mr. President! Mr. President! What’s your stance on glue manufacturing? A word please, sir!”
That’s were my Trojan horse costume went….
Why The Long Face, Ed?
One jackass meets another.
Headline; Obama meets with new minority group, promises swift action.
Obama: “So you’re a Democrat?”
Donkey: “No, I’m just a jackass…”
“I’m a horse at the track. A heck of a horse. I like to give tips…..and if they like it, then I’ll give them the whole thing…”
Obama: “Did you vote for me?”
Horse: “Yeah, I got girlfriends, I’m hung like, well you know….”
Horse: “I may be just a horse….But, I don’t get Todd Akin either….”
Obama: “Hello, you’re?”
Horse: “Horse With No Name…”
Horse: “Sometimes the life of a horse sucks. Last night I woke up in some mobsters’ bed…”
“Stop horsing around Joe”
“I said mayor! Not mare!”
“Yes, yes I’m a quarter horse…and the rest of me ain’t too bad either.”
“Excuse me, sir. Have you seen my other half? Um, never mind.”
“Listen, if you’re looking for your other half, you’ll find it back at the Capitol, sitting in the vice president’s office. No. I said sitting! Sitting!”
Obama: “So where’s the Rook and Bishop?”
The president meets a Hollywood celebrity donor…..Mr. Ed…
Francis The Talking Mule Donor….
Horse: “How do you know that Russians were involved shooting down the airliner?”
Obama: “They shot the plane down just so they could steal the passengers credit cards”
Horse: “Yeah, you’re right. Those are Russians…”
Horse: “I died for your sins…”
Obama: “That’s Jesus!”
Horse: “Oh yeah that’s right. Hey, my hooves made some pretty good glue, that’s pretty good if you ask me…”
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