Monday, September 29, 2014
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Hey, you guys like my new earring? It’s kind of big, but it doubles as a cup holder!
Heard on his Starbucks Store #1 cup: “NO! Don’t salute! Only cheap showmen salute.”.
You guys are doing it wrong, where’s your coffee cups?
If you think this looks funny, just wait for Michelle’s salute.
Hmmm. What secret signal can I send to the Outrageous Right to let them know I really am a Kenyan-born, Muslim-loving, America-hating, gay-exalting, Democracy-destroying anti-Christ? I know!! “How-dee-doo”.
Hey, at least my coffee cup isn’t full of dog sh!t.
George tried starting a new tradition when he was President, but when I tried saluting with Bo on the last flight, I couldn’t even pick him up.
“good mocha chai latte”, boyz.
Here we are, guarding yet another President who couldn’t even get thru boot camp.
“Hey, it’s National Coffee Day today! You’re supposed to salute the cup!”
“Hey, it’s National Coffee Day today! You’re required to salute the cup, Marines!”*
*grammatically correct resubmission
“Hey guys, I forgot my American Flag lapel pin too!”
Today, we salute Starbucks! The greatest American coffee company!
What do I care, you’re just the JV team……
Are you guys sure the NSA won’t know there’s a phone hidden in here?
And tonight on World News, the talk that has Washington a-buzz. Did the President have cosmetic surgery on his ears?
Of course I saw the poll numbers. You think I like hiding behind this damned cup?
For the record, it’s a classified Starbucks’ cup from the one inside CIA headquarters.
Okay, now I get why Apple users are having problems with the iPhone 6.
“Hey, guys, it’s my new Obamaphone!”
Obama thought bubble: “Damn military. Here’s my chance to flip ’em off.”
“If we time it just right he might pour some coffee in his ear”
Obama thought bubble: “I thought I was going to get another Nobel prize but all I got was this cheap coffee cup.”
Obama: “Jeez! Doing two things together is hard.”
Obama: “Hey, the Marine on my right is saluting with his middle finger! What’s that all about?”
The few and the proud. And the Queen.
Two Marines and one bitter coffee clinger.
“Is that peaberry coffee, sir, or are you just a peabrain?”
“If you like your official salute, you can keep your official salute. . . as for me, I can do whatever I want! I’m the President!”
Sir, it is an honor and our duty to protect you. And your latte.
Just don’t ask him what time it is.
“I’m going to miss this in a couple of years. The free lattes, I mean.”
The few. The proud. And two Marines.
Nothing says America more than a Starbucks salute!
Obama: “Any White House jumpers today?”
Marine: “Only a couple, sir”.
Obama: “Things are getting better…”
Great Presidential Salutes In American History:
Obama, the latte salute, 2014
W. Bush, the Barney the dog salute, 2001
Clinton, holding a bikini barista salute, 1997
Nixon, the holding a whole bunch of White House tapes salute, 1973
LBJ, the holding a bunch of cowboy hats salute, 1966
Lincoln, the holding a can of beard wax salute, 1861
Millard Fillmore, the holding a whole bunch of kittens and housecats salute, 1851`
Washington, the holding a bunch of wooden false teeth salute, 1790
“Bush left this cup.”
Obama: “Any White House intruders today?”
Marine: “One, sir?”
Obama: “He didn’t make peanut butter sandwiches again, and use all my peanut butter, did he?”
“Let this cup pass from me….to Hillary…”
Walking down steps with hot coffee. Saluting with coffee. Nothing can possibly go wrong there…
The marines continued standing at salute long into the evening, each silently daring the other to go at ease first.
Marine: “Mr. President, you have my support, and anything else you can find in my gym locker…”
Obama:”Any White House intruders today?”
Marine: “Yes, but he’s very tired, and asked that no one bothers him while he sleeps in the Oval Office…”
“The Secretary Of State is right behind me. We were conferencing and the string to the other cup broke…”
“Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Huh, I’m not getting good foam cup and string reception around here…”
Pilot: “What a cheap fare! He didn’t even tip me for the ride. And we had to even make an extra stop at Starbucks to top it off!”
Obama: “Let me know when the next guy hops the fence. I’m making him the new Attorney General”.
Obama: “Darn cup phones! Remind me to cancel that communications equipment contract with McDonalds”.
Marine to another Marine: “Who did we have to sleep with to get this gig?”
Parent: “Hey son, I think you need to scale back your Halloween costume. Dressing like the president drinking a cup of coffee is one thing. But, having two of your friends dress like Marines and then having a crew carry around a prop helicopter that you bring door to door is just way too much….”
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S FENCE?
Our Commander-in-Chief . . . distorting for duty.
“Quick guys, play the song ‘Kiss Me’ by Sixpence None the Richer, smirck!”
(Watch Not Another Teen Movie Trailer)
Somehow the imposter Barack got by the all mighty Marines!
“Uh Sir, you just dropped a banana peel on the…..”
“Quiet soldier. Let’s enjoy.”
Cut the president some slack. He was latte to his meeting.
Many conservatives think the president is full of beans. They just don’t realize that half of those beans are espresso.
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