OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
This is not the donut you are looking for.
Wha….???? SECRET SERVICE, GRAB THAT CAMERA!!!
Bet you can’t eat just one.
Falling off the wagon is great exercise. You burn lots of calories running after it to climb back on.
It may look like a regular donut, but it’s made of tofu flour with carrots, celery, broccoli, and prune juice icing.
I know the recipe calls for foie gras, but this is what we got.
A turnip a day keeps the Ebola away.
Snow White, will you take this
poisoneddelicious donut? I just gave it a special kiss.The First Lady’s lipstick matched the coloring on the turnip. Coincidence? We know better.
@John Burgess: Dam… it is a turnip. I blame my own forced abstinence from donuts. (makes my blood sugar go crazy)
(camera close-up on Dr. Michelle’s face)
‘Vee have VAYS of making sure you learn to LOVE eating your root vegetables!
Sigfried! Please provide our friend here with a sample of vat happens to people who eat French Fries and Burgherz!’
(ominous music rises,,,floor opens to reveal shark tank…clean-cut intern tossed screaming into shark tank…ominous music subsides…floor closes)
‘Any questions?’
@John Burgess:
That’s a turnip?!? Sorry I hadn’t noticed it before. I would have made the Snow White joke better.
Just put your lips together and blow….BTW, this administration sure knows a lot about blowing…
A picture is worth a thousand words….Even a Jew comic like me can’t write a funnier caption…
Blown job?
Rachel Ray you ain’t…
Congrats….After six years, this administration has found a use for turnips. That should be worth a spot on Mt. Rushmore….
The First Lady entertains the uninvited guests at the White House….
Yet another reason that Lincoln is the only great president representing Illinois….
That 1970’s cola nut ad was much better….
Day-O….. Now, I want to go home…..
Malia and Sasha hate this food. Henceforth it will now be mandatory on school lunches.
“Left over from the Ferguson Police Department Fundraiser”
Oh you did not eat that nutrionally unbalanced meal!
“Just put your lips together and this administration blows…”
“This ad brought to you by the Republican Party…”
Undt zo…ve haff hier eine kleine donut-strudel. Undt who iss der owner? Shpeak up! Ve haff ways to make you cooperate!
You give me this and you want me to give you a what?
Can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.
It’s the alum sprinkles that give it that extra tart zest.
The first lady’s “A Turnip for turnout” campaign to get voters to the polls has the GOP feeling healthy in November
I hold it like this when I want to throw the hard cutter inside…..
They’re going to use one of the stale ones for the ceremonial pitch…
I threw this one really high and tight and, well, as you can see……let’s just say he ain’t crowding the plate no more……
Some of us felt that the First Lady carried her Healthy Eating Initiative a bit too far when she set up a kissing booth at the North American Turnip Festival.
“From now on, by executive spouse order, only “O”-shaped foods will be legal.”
Purple: the color of royalty.
Orange is the new black. Turnips are the new apples.
That’s not quite how I remember The Color Purple.
Somewhere, Baldrick is jealous.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I do what with it?
It is not enough to obey, you must love Big Turnip.
I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown.
Anyway, like I was saying, turnip is the fruit of the dirt. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There’s turnip-kabobs, turnip creole, turnip gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple turnip, lemon turnip, coconut turnip, pepper turnip, turnip soup, turnip stew, turnip salad, turnip and potatoes, turnip burger, turnip sandwich. That… that’s about it.
This is my turnip. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Got root?
Hands up, don’t root!
Mr. Turnip will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Mr. Turnip will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It’s a little secret, just the Robinsons’ affair.
Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids.
Mrs. Obama demonstrates the two seam turnip grip which is used to achieve maximum velocity.
@Moosebreath: I didn’t realize it was a turnip, either, but I couldn’t figure out what was filling the donut hole.
“For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my garden.”
“Now, you can either eat this turnip. Or I can show you some more pictures of my super fit arms, which is it?”
It’s all about the face, ’bout the face, ’bout the face, no turnip …
When a “duck face” selfie, Fails!!!
“You wouldn’t know it by looking at it. But this turnip is so packed with vitamins and minerals, two people have jumped the White House fence trying to eat it.”
“BTW, my dad used to be so cheap that he made me go “Trick Or Treat” the day after Halloween when the costumes were half price…..But, you ring a door and nobody gets it…”