OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Is that guy chopping my girlfriend’s head off while I pee behind this wall!?
“This is going to look great in my man cave”
We’re gonna cross where we want to — we’ll even bring our own sign for it.
The ISIS version of hopscotch leaves a lot to be desired.
“Walk this way.”
“We’ll, I’ll try.”
Syria or St. Louis? You decide.
“We don’t need no stinking crosswalks”
The militant branch of the local crossing guard association flexes its muscle.
Clearly, the goalies in the Damascus Street Hockey League play by their own rules.
Protesters unhappy over Secret Service’s beefing up of White House security.
“Oh, there’s my bus stop…”
“Reminds me of back home at Ferguson. For recreation, the police shoot nine holes…”
“Hey, where’s the Safety Patrol?”
“Boy, those guys are going to be in big trouble. When the kids from the grade school Safety Patrol get here, they’ll handcuff and book ’em!”
…Bad Bus Riders, Bad Bus Riders, What Cha Gonna Do….When The Bus Police Come Looking For You…
“Oh those evil looters! They even stole the crosswalk sign to put in their living room to impress their drinking buddies!”
Hey, it’s not like it was nailed down.
Stayed tuned for more previews of Ferguson.
Is this the episode where Opie breaks a street lamp?
Arriving late, auditioners for Leno’s ‘Jaywalking’ became a bit testy.
“If I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder.”
The Left Bank Precision Drill Team prepares their halftime routine.
Angry non-voters, unhappy with mid-term elections, display their own brand of logic.
That guy with the crosswalk sign has quite a history…..Last time he was in court, he took the stand…
Turns out that Rodney Dill is a prophet predicting the Ferguson riots before actually took place…
Q: What do you call Ferguson demonstrators tear-gassed on turkey day?
A: Maced Thanksgiving Day Parade!
“The sign shows, Man Only!!!”
“Hey Hiram! I don’t see any sign posted, but that sure looks like a no Jews allowed zone to me”.
“David, my friend….I tend to agree…”
“Hey Ismael, do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?”
“No, they all seem to enjoy it…”
“Ok, that’s it! From now on nobody from ISIS is allowed to volunteer for the school safety patrol!”