OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Hillz: “Pure convenience. What difference does it make because shut up”.
Hillz: “The server was indeed one that President Clinton had when he left office. It’s one of the newer Commodore 64’s with the firewall thingy”.
Reporter: “…….blue shirt……really?!?!?”
One the one hand I might not run for President, on the other hand, I might, but yeah, I’m running for President… Or maybe not.
It’s time we elected a president with a set of these.
What, me worry?
“All right, I’m already accepting candidates for my own ‘White House intern.’ He will need to fit my exacting specifications, like this.”
“Do I look like I care about those f***ing emails? Please!”
So what really happened in Benghazi? I have no idea.
“Yes, I have one of these at the end of each arm…you’re saying that I could hold a phone in each one? A different phone?…No, I’m sorry, could you walk me through this one more time?”
“Whoopsy!”
How do you address a Clinton in a suit? – “Will the defendant please rise?”
“What me worry!”
“I’m Hillary. Isn’t that enough?”
Hillary: “We are seated at the right hand of God. Need we say more?”
Hillary: “I’m available. Why do you need an election?”
“Look, I don’t know anything about e-mails, servers or computer chips, but I’m happy to share my recipe for chocolate chip cookies.”
“Just coronate me & get it over with already!”
“Yes, Huma is still married to a Weiner. And so am I.”
She’s been careful about her neckline ever since that parade.
“Yoga, pilates, zumba . . . what difference does it make? I can twist into whatever pretzel you want.”
ENTER THE DRAGONLADY
BITCHCRAFT?
“I’M A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE!”
Hillary lied, her email server died.
@Pinky: (Thanks to whoever upvoted me. I went pretty obscure with that one.)
Say what you will about the Clintons, but they did bring electricity and shoes to Arkansas….
Hillary: “Barbara Walters….go ahead”
Barbara: “Hiwaway, your priwate sewvew, was it at weast on youw pwivate pwopewty suwounded by secwet sewvice agents?,
Hillary: “Bitch, pwease”
Not the same Clinton…Close but no cigar…