OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(EPA/WALLACE WOON) 13/21
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
(EPA/WALLACE WOON) 13/21
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The new Light diet promised results unachievable for the average customer.
Survivors of a recent “Game of Hangman” convention gather to discus wants of avoiding the noose.
I got nuthin. Maybe later.
There’s a Ginger Rogers/Fred Astair joke in there somewhere’s but I can’t seem to find it.
Jew Man Group? This producer has more money, so he can hire more dancers than the other guys…
If Cecil Demille produced Blue Man Group?
Their electric bill is going to be murder…
Putting on the blitz?
The xkcd world dance tour was a huge success, but the dancers complained bitterly about bruises from the non-stop mouse-overs.
They say that if China did the Blue Man Group, they could stand four across and encircle the Earth four times….and still have enough chefs left over to cook dogs and cats for dinner…
@EddieInCA:
“wants” should be “ways”.
Mods, can you edit that please?
Singapore Ding-a-Lings.
We celebrate our independence by getting lit & becoming faceless droids.
Hey, are those suits environmentally-friendly? Call the EPA! Oh wait, they’re busy cleaning up the mess they made in Colorado.
All dressed up and everywhere to glow.
When Bernie Sanders showed up & tried to socialize, he was de-lighted.
Mr. Abrams, we’ve done clones, we’ve done lightsabers…how about clones made out of lightsabers?
Speak softly & carry a lighted stick.
@Pinky:
And Abrams thought the idea was boffo. He said: “Yes! And we’ll call it “‘The Return of the LEDi.'”
@CSK: Sounds like a Mel Brooks ‘Star Wars’ remake.
@rodney dill:
I was thinking more of Robin Hood: Men in Lights.
I have no caption to offer up – I just love this photo
Mel Brooks, this picture, fluorescent canes – I’ve got it – Putting on the Ritz:
If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits,
Puttin’ on the ritz.
In Singapore, Tron is like their Shakespeare.
@Pinky:
Given the positioning of some of those light sabers, the guys wearing them might want to beware of Blazing Saddles.
Tron III was NOT a success, much to the surprise of those who invested all their bitcoins in the project.
“Pale white, two dimensional, faceless, be careful, these might be Trump supporters.”
“Unlikely. They seem pretty bright..”
Coming soon to a theater near you:” Obama and the Light Dancers” –A Cannabis Production of a Gary Busey film.
Doubling down on the “no chewing gum” rule, Singapore celebrates 50 years of independence by mandating citizens conform to its new fashion rules, including lighting for nighttime safety.
xkcd prepares to fight the Food Babe Army.
Enlightening…
Pictures Of Matchstick Men:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEV55fCkW80
“WE’RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE HAVE FEET!”
GE brings good things to life…
Chances are someone you know is addicted to glow sticks.
OK, here’s one. How many lightbulbs does it take to change a baby?
His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam
@rodney dill:
Kudos for the Roger Zelazny reference, but I don’t get it. (Only 7 more weeks until the annual re-read of A Night in the Lonesome October begins…)
A glowing statement…
@DrDaveT:
OK, yeah, “Lord of Light”. Weak, Rodney — the lightbulb joke was much better.
For their next dance number, and for no apparent reason, they spell out RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS in lights….It’s beautiful, but puzzling…
The International Space Station astronauts claim they can see these see “Chris Christie Is Huge ” spelled out in lights from space, which is unnecessary because you can see Chris Christie from space…
They spent a lot of money on the music video, but they really needed to write a much better hit song than, “MY BABY HAS MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY”…
That Super Bowl ad was pretty spectacular, but sadly, what they had to sell were rectal thermometers
LEDs revolutionized this dance routine….It used to be murder with cathode ray tubes…
I simply asked one of my employees to change a light at the nightclub, but he told he needed help, and next thing I knew it turned into a Red Cross disaster zone…
I think that Rick Perry really should have saved his money here…
“I Found a Blood Stain”, from CSI: The Musical
@DrDaveT: Lord of Light? ??? what’s not go get?
@DrDaveT: …but I like Obscure references 😉
CHARGE OF THE BLIGHT BRIGADE?
Drum Major to center, front Light Dancer: ‘No dammit! Its “put your left foot in and your right foot out…”
If you tilt your head and squint, “We are the 99 percent signs!”
A band of poorly fed progressives descends upon Trump supporters with mayhem in mind.