Monday, November 30, 2015
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend. Last weeks winners will be announced sometime during this week.
Armed only with clown noses, they set about to change the world one laugh at a time!
Despite its great impact the new “visible fart” effect remained an outdoors-only attraction.
The Zombie apocalypse begins with these clowns.
The French respond to the ISIS attacks.
Watch me, watch me! I’m in a box!
Oh, Armand! You’re so clever!
Donald Trump and his campaign manager really go all out to attract the buffoon vote.
Should you pirates be launching cannon fire at sea?
Mime your own business!
The Tear Gas of a Clown (performed by “Smokey” Robinson, of course)
The Iowa Des Moines Caucus convenes in Paris
Still stinging from credibility issues, the Clinton campaign released new footage from the Bosnian ceremony. A spokesman noted, “as you can plainly see, the First Lady attempted an incognito rear door exit into the town square….” Tomorrow we will release childhood photos of Hillary as GI Joe and Neil Armstrong….
Vice President slot !? Listen, clown. They liked this speech about as good as they will your damned free beer economic plan, Sanders.
Shortly before Super Tuesday, the final two Republican candidates for president square off against protesters.
They told us this would be the best way to blend in at the Trump rally.
We’re in white face, don’t shoot.
@David in KC: Hand buzzers up! Don’t Shoot!
Camera guy: “hey clown, you’re really funny.”
Clown: “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little phucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to phuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
How about a video entry?.
Apparently, French police have not foiled all of the terrorists yet. The French mimes remain free to roam the streets….
Sadly, I fail to fully appreciate all of the ramifications of this Jean Paul Sartre existential moment….But, maybe it will eventually come…or not…
“I knew Marceau Marceau. Marceau Marceau was a friend of mine. But, thankfully you’re no Sophie Marceau…”.
“I’ll give you two good reasons I prefer Sophie Marceau to Marceau Marceau…”.
“I hate to say it, but SHAKESPEARE/SADE is no better than MARAT/SADE…Both, leave me rather sade…”.
“Marceau Marceau was a friend of mime…”.
“Thankfully Marceau Marceau is at least gone!”.
“Yes, but like a bad penny, Paul Hooson is back…”.
“I hate to say it, but this French park blocks version of Shakespeare’s HAMLET kind of sucks…”.
Strangely, the French version of Donald Trump is also kind of a clown as well…
@Paul Hooson: That’s Marcel Marceau
@Mu: …cause it smelled funny
The best part about mime protests is that there’s no stupid rhyming chant.
(Gotta go with @Franklin for the win…)
“Hey, did you hear that Syed Farook was a restaurant health inspector?”.
“That’s a tough inspector…”.
“Hey, that Syed Farook sure has a tough way of dealing with restaurants that get failing grades…”.
“Syed Farook’s only friends run out of town…”.
Thank God the last restaurant I worked for got a passing health inspection grade from health inspector Syed Farook!”.
“Yeah, I heard he’s murder if you fail…”.
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