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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
In the land of VR headset wearing nerds, the man looking at reality is king.
The crazy thing, they’re lining up to beta test the Matrix.
After testing a reality in which Trump is President, half the Beta testers hung themselves with their own VR gear.
Oscar voters don their blinkers for considering nominees.
Thousands of volunteers test a virtual reality in which they can get a date.
Critics are unimpressed by the latest Star Trek reboot.
“How cool is this . . . blinding everyone into giving me their personal information!”
I’m not seeing a lot of diversity, Mark. Hire Kanye West & Melissa Harris-Perry!
Since childhood, Tom looked forward to someday being able to see people naked with x-ray goggles. And when the big moment finally arrived, he was blinded by Mark Zuckerberg’s fiddly bits in his face.
“Now I finally get it, “what the f*** is wrong with us? Really?”
“I see living people.”
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@rodney dill: My kids can’t even write in cursive, and you can write in recursive!
“Ha ha ha, these idiots think this will let them escape Trump…”
@Franklin:
CursesCursives foibled againMeanwhile at the CES show, Mark Zuckerberg pays a visit to the Pornhub virtual reality seminar.
Since it was not possible in reality, Mark Zuckerberg required all attendees to wear VR glasses in order for his entrance to look cool.
The organizers of the First International VR Face-to-Face Conference were no less pathetic than the hundreds of participants who paid thousands in air fare and hotel bills in order to emulate working from their bedrooms, in less comfortable clothing.
Suppose you went to a STAR TREK convention and everyone came dressed as Captain Pike?
Suppose you went to a STAR TREK convention and everyone came dressed as Captain Pike?
Tasked by the Clinton campaign with convincing people that Hillary never trafficked in classified emails, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was pleased as he inspected his alternative reality beta test site.
Zuckerberg chuckled to himself when he thought “first a glorified yearbook with some gossip and a few personal teasers, now kaleidoscopes fitted with lamp wire and a Mac jack. Is this a great country or what?!”
The newest version of the rose-colored glasses: They can mostly ignore one-another in the virtual world. Or they can pretend that their coworkers are women instead of men.
It’s a P.T. Barnum quote brought to life with the help of virtual reality: “There’s a Zucker Berg every minute!”
As strange as it sounds, this group tech conservatives not only don’t want Obama to name a Supreme Court nominee, but don’t the next president to name a replacement either….That’s conservative!
Watching CNN coverage of Super Tuesday, this virtual reality audience all gasp when Hillary Clinton wins American Samoa. “Ah, crap! This election is over!”….