Monday, March 28, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Due to site problems last weeks winners will be announced later.
The Sword of Damocles.
Obama: “Es mi hermano, suckahs!”
Castro: “I have him by his limp wrist. Next, I will have him by his huevos.”
Which one is leading from behind?
Subsequently, Rush Limbaugh launched into a three-hour tirade about Obama’s “limp-wristed hand-shaking style.”
Obama like “I’m gonna slam dunk” and Raul like “No uh-uh”
I tried the “socialist viagra”. It left me this short and at that funny angle.
I defeated all those pu$$y Cubans who sit in Miami and whine but don’t even try to do anything about it…I sure ain’t gonna take nuthin’ from this limp-wrist.
Mr. Obama reveals his first choice for the Supreme Court seat vacated by Antonin Scalia’s death.
“Really, doesn’t he look like Rafael Cruz?”
Will the real limp-wristed dictator please raise your hand?
When going hard to the net with capitalism in Cuba, expect to be fouled.
The Cuban Wristle Crisis
Raoul: “I can’t Gitmo Satisfaction.”
“Please, Mr. President, stop rubbing my head.”
“Thank God my handlers advised me to go with Biden instead as my 2008 running mate…”.
The president’s attempt to win the Cubans over with humor falls rather flat.
“I heard about an earthquake last year in Cuba. It did almost $50 damage…”.
“Mr. President, what is the best thing that Cuba can import to improve her economy?”.
“Thank you President Castro for letting me visit here. Things are kind of bad back home with Donald Trump running for president…”
“Mr. President, we changed our minds about democracy after looking at your Republicans running for president. No thanks…”.
“And in exchange for your foreign aid we can offer you a couple 1957 Packards, but no Chevys…”.
“Mr. President, I greatly enjoy your professional wrestling on TV…”.
“Oh sorry, that’s actually a Donald Trump political rally….”.
“Oh, jeez, sorry about that. Here, let me put it back on…”
Obama offers Cuba unilateral disarmament
Gang hand sign: You’re doing it wrong, President Obama. Really wrong.
Strangely, asked the prez for that “Gitmo baked beans recipe” for some odd reason…
“and the wiener is….”
Obama: “BOOM…. goes the dynamite.”
Castro: “Fizzle goes the fuse.”
Castro: “Look! One of us”
Castro: “Mira! Limp wrist and small hands. What does that tell you?”
Not the same Castro….close, but no cigar…
What’s a very popular Cuban name? Manuel labor…
Why are Cuban Americans Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio running for president in the U.S. Because wages are only $20 a month in Cuba…
“President Castro, we need to do something about the immigration problem from your country…”.
“I’m sorry that immigrants like Ted Cruz are taking your senate jobs…”.
“Well someone’s hand doesn’t get much exercise, does it?”
“If you think that I’m a silly president, then just wait 8 years until Conan O’Brien is elected president…”.
“Strange, many in my country just assumed that you were left-handed?”.
“I noticed just how popular that Cuban guava pastelitos pastry recipe is here from the Internet”.
“Oh, and I learned how popular cream pies are in the United States from the Internet”.
Obama (singing): For tomorrow may bring sorrow, so tonight, let’s all…
Castro: Where do you think you are, at a Penn football game?
” yes, I am a leftist. But at least I am a limp-wristed leftist.”
Castro: ” And for this I bought a new suit?”
“That’s sad news about Patty Duke”.
“Yeah, thank goodness she has a lookalike cousin…”.
We could have been brothers, as we speak the same language, MUMBO JUMBO!
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