Monday, December 19, 2016
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
You’d better watch out! Thousands showed up for the Trump look-alike contest.
“Wave to daddy, he’s the guy in the red coat”
And with the electoral college process complete and Hillary officially retired, thousands took to the streets chanting “our gift to you.”
Most saw a throng of Santas in a holiday March; but the OTB commentariat saw disguises……and the Russians!!
“Festivus Local 642 marches in solidarity to bring attention to the inherent dangers of lap photography when you or your child is a Fatty McFat….”
Where’s Waldo Kris Kringle?
Putin’s Red Army invasion proved to be less than advertised.
Trump’s deportations began, oddly, with the expulsion of undocumented citizens of the North Pole.
The most elite battalion of fighters assembles for the annual final battle in this year’s War On Christmas.
Thought it might be a Trump crowd until I realized no one was wearing gold.
Waldo is next to the guy in the Santa suit.
The electoral college is very festive with all of the Trump delegates in red and the Clinton delegates in blue.
“…and don’t ever feed them after Christmas Eve.”
That’s a lot of Ho’s
Now THIS is an electoral landslide!
Madrid citizens come out of the Claus-et.
In an effort to upstage Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls, Madrid held its own Running of the Santas.
A compromise was worked out where immigration from Syria could continue as long as all of the immigrants wore Santa suits.
It’s beginning to look a lot like SPEXIT…!
The Dugger Christmas, family. Photo?
That’s a lot of Ho’s
… and … we have a winner
Department of Energy scientists desperately try to blend in with a bell-ringer.
Q: Can you spot that Jewish guy, Paul Hooson?
A: He’s on the right, just left of center, wearing a red yarmulke
Social Justice Warriors on their annual Lemmings to the Sea marathon.
Rally for the “Red-Suited Lives Matter” folks
Million Santa March?
At the two retail stores that Paul Hooson works at, they don’t have any Hanukkah items this year, so when customers ask for Hanukkah items, the clerks tell them, “Go see Paul Hooson, he’s the only Jewish thing we have this year…”.
At first a little Jewish boy felt left out and began to cry. ” No Santa for me..”.
His mother told him, “But we still decorate our home, have a Hanukkah bush, and you get eight days of gifts…”.
Then he felt better…
Irate Santas protest UPS and FedEx rate hikes this year.
Black Friday gives way to Red Santa Sunday.
Santas: “Does this red suit make me look fat?”
Further proof that it’s a real son of bitch to find Hanukkah items this year…
Everyone feels safe at this event. Richard Marx is heading security…
Jesus, man! The ultimate Political Correct dude. China may not appreciate Jesus, but all of the made in China gifts could fool you. Trump somehow ties it all together.
OTB Caption Contest