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OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. It’s too bad the Stevens family decided to tone down their outdoor Christmas display this year.

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  2. CSK says:

    President-elect Trump ordered his Secret Service detail to dress appropriately for the season.

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  3. john430 says:

    Israeli Embassy in D.C. (note Stars of David) celebrates Hanukkah, Christmas and Obama’s leaving office.

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  4. john430 says:

    North Korea HQ celebrates Dec. 25th as birth of savior Kim Jong Un

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  5. Hal_10000 says:

    Home Alone 3: The Nutcracker

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  6. RockThisTown says:

    Trump takes offense at Obama referring to him as ‘President-elect Nut, the cracker.’

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  7. Aelio says:

    The Koch brothers throwing a hell of a Xmas party, invited the coal industry bosses over. Everyone was there, Australia, Canada, and so on.

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  8. Guarneri says:

    Georgetown students immediately protested Ivankas new home as a blatant example of mocking micro-aggression for its passive / aggressive, nut buster / snowflake themes.

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  9. Guarneri says:

    None shall pass.

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  10. Franklin says:

    The high electricity bill inadvertently resulted in the DEA conducting a no-knock raid for pot-growing. RIP Fido.

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  11. Guarneri says:

    “Hey Louie, where’s Ed this year?” “Obamas damned coal mining restrictions.”

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  12. jd says:

    “9-1-1? Help! I can’t get out of my house and it’s *broiling* in here!”

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  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “Oy vey! I just got the electric bill!”.

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  14. Paul Hooson says:

    The only cheap way to afford this many lights? Home nuclear fusion reactor with heat exchanger driving a turbine…

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  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Unfortunately, they put up too many decorations, locking themselves out of the house until after the holiday.

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  16. barbintheboonies says:

    This will keep the nuts away, from attacking us snowflakes.

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  17. Paul Hooson says:

    All the neighbors enjoyed the decorations this year. The adults loved the lights, and the children loved the toys. Boy, did they enjoy the toys. – Then, one day the homeowner was arrested for failure to register with the police…

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  18. Paul Hooson says:

    All the neighbors enjoyed the decorations at this house. Everyone enjoyed the lights and the big toys, except for one man, a convicted sex offender. “Man, how can I compete with that!”.

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  19. Paul Hooson says:

    A nice Jewish family moves into a nice Gentile neighborhood. They just want to fit in. You think they overcompensated here?

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  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Next door, the two Gay men that own that house went with a nativity scene with the three wise men wearing booty shorts and their nipples showing. But, it wasn’t as popular…

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  21. Paul Hooson says:

    All of the decorations arrived on a truck on a large wooden pallet. The homeowners asked Murray, the truckdriver if he was ok with putting the giant pallet in the backyard, rather than the driveway.

    “It’s fine. We Jews are good at carrying around heavy things made of wood…”.

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  22. Paul Hooson says:

    A family of over-decorators have a housefire. The first thing they rescue is more extension cords to overload to burn down the next house…

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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    The African-American family next door really wanted to decorate their home for the holiday. But, sadly the Chinese don’t make Kwanzaa decorations…

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  24. Paul Hooson says:

    The death of George Michael was sad. But, at least he was able to decorate the men’s room before he passed away…

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  25. Paul Hooson says:

    The couple next door wanted a night on the town, so they figured that the single male homeowner with all the toy decorations would be great to watch their kids for the night.

    “You spent time watching kids, didn’t you?”.

    “Yes, I did. Yes, I did..,”.

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  26. Paul Hooson says:

    What a beautiful home with all the toy soldier decorations! Gee, the priests sure have a beautiful rectory!

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  27. Paul Hooson says:

    A retired general has a great holiday toy soldier display in the front yard. But, in the back yard is all the toy cannons, tanks and landing crafts…

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  28. Paul Hooson says:

    In the front yard, the homeowners did as well as they could with decorations and lights. In the backyard, the dog did as well as he could with the doghouse. But, you can’t expect as much with just a waterdish, bones and feces to work with…

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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    A mobster in the witness protection program is warned just to fit in with the neighborhood and be normal like everyone else…

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  30. Paul Hooson says:

    One guess? The homeowner is likely not a Walmart employee…

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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    The other neighbors sure hate that SOB homeowner who doesn’t have the Christmas spirit…

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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    All of the houses on the street were well decorated except for one house owned by a single guy. I think he spends way too much time practicing a solo on the Devil’s clarinet, if you know what I mean…

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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Everyone was really impressed until the homeowner was arresting for splicing into the power line in front of the meter to save on the power bill…

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  34. al-Alameda says:

    All is quiet on the West Bank Front

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  35. DrDaveT says:

    So that’s what the coal in the stockings was for…

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