Monday, February 6, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“You think all this stuff will get through customs ?”
Sorry, but Minnesota didn’t even make the playoffs this year, much less the Super Bowl.
The ban on Muslim immigration lead to opportunities for new groups.
Trump’s airport screenings are causing people to seek other modes of travel.
If only the Vikings had built a wall instead of boats!
Join the Navy!
Steve Bannon and the Alt Right head up the Potomac River to take their place in the Trump Administration.
Thor looks tough and confident, but right now he’s trying to remember which side is starboard.
Make America Great Again!
This is what Trump saw in his head as he rode the escalator down to announce his candidacy.
Unfortunately, it’s probably true.
After Hillary’s loss, Bill forms his own Rape, Pillage & Plunder Support Group.
“Wait a minute, this isn’t L.A.!”
The best Viking joke I can think of is . . . Adrian Peterson. Bam!
♫ “Spam, spam, spam, spam, …” ♫
Longboats are just compensation for short fingers.
We’re here in reply to President Trump’s phone call to Prime Minister Bjarni Benediktsson of Iceland.
Researchers have discovered an actual basket of deplorables.
Remember last week when you detained and questioned our ex Prime Minister?
Sadly, their manager just lost his job after he ordered them to burn the village, then loot it…
A scene a small Jewish merchant sure doesn’t want to see…
Viking: “Deplorables, eh? Get ready for a whole effing boatload of us!”
Viking: “Deplorables, eh? Well get ready for us. We just came from the Voter Registrar’s office.”
Viking: “Deplorables, eh? Just wait till you see what we do to you in 2018!”
“Do you know how many Vikings they can get on a ship?”.
“No, can you hum it?”.
I never knew there were Viking hobbits.
Vi can do it
Q: “How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
A: “75 – the Captain calls for help, the other 74 mix the drinks”
“I thought the Incas were stinkas, but these guys are even worse…”.
Determined to be taken more seriously, Occupy Wall Street heeded MSNBC’s advice to the letter and then set sail across the Hudson River for Iowa to find “real people.”
“So I told her, “Don’t worry about it babe. I have the HIV almost under control”.
“First we burn down the disco!….You should see my new dance moves..”.
“I’ve got an idea. Let’s turn coats inside out and wear those plaid coat linings and do BRAVEHEART instead…”.
So, one of them wraps a coat lining around his waist and proclaims, “Ay, because of The Potato Famine we don’t have very good coat linings to wear upon our loins…But, we’re a proud people!”.
Oh, no, not another theme party
Strangely, Kellyanne Conway did an unauthorized promo for their horned helmets on the evening news…
The worst civil war re-enactment ever. All the blue and grey uniforms were rented out…
Before 60’s porn, this was the best gig Denmark had going…
The last time that Norway was a feared world power?
“Did I ever tell you about Henry “Scoop” Jackson from Washington state? His family came from Norway. He never drank, but would always get those free liquor bottles while flying on a plane because they were free…”.
OTB Caption Contest