Monday, March 6, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Is this the Schwartz Bar Mitzvah?
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before.
“What’s your name again . . .are you Beiber?”
I don’t care who you are, you’re in the way of me taking a selfie.
Woman: ‘No, I ain’t gonna touch and I ain’t gonna take a selfie of it neither.”
Woman: “Leggo my hand. I ain’t gonna touch that thing!”
Woman: “You that Carlos Danger guy I been readin’ about?”
Ryan Gosling is a big fan of Leslie Jones.
BTW you left your light on when you parked 6 h ago.
The Best Actor category is coming up, I’m just doing this for last minute extra credit.
“Do I ever have a chocolate pie for you!”.
“I used to work the lunch counter at the five and dime, until I recused myself on the job…”.
She wants to be the next Oprah, but good luck with no prizes under the seats…
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy?
“Happy to meet you Miss Bollweevil. I’m Fred Kadiddlehopper, the third. What do you think of the big Cotton Cotillion so far?. For the fun of it, let’s team up for the tag team watermelon seed spitting event, huh?”….
My mamma warned me about men like you.
“I’m the Chicago waitress who donated a kidney to one of my sick customers…”.
“Yes, but didn’t they order liver?”.
Marry you??? You must be kidding!
A young naive White mayor of a depressed urban community brags of all his achievements, and is promptly depantsed the moment when he walks outside to his car by an angry community…
“How come Ringling Bros. – Barnum Bailey Circus shutting down, Honky?”.
Boomboxes just aren’t the same since cassettes became obsolete…
“Gez, I think it was a mistake for Oprah to quit her show. Now, she’s walking around with a selfie stick charging $5 a pop…”.
OTB Caption Contest