Monday, March 13, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Still head and shoulders above trump
@Betz Dundas: And still as flat and one-dimensional as ever.
Someone to watch over me.
The Portrait Of Dorian Gay?
“If I only had a brain…”
In an alternate reality, tour guide Trump presents Mrs. President’s portrait.
“They didn’t do her lip hair justice…. anyone got a pen?”
I like having her here so I can grab her pu$$y anytime I want to.
See? Even her picture is crooked!”
Just like last week’s Caption Contest, there are no winners here.
“For some reason, this wing of the White House stays cold.”
That’s my last Duchess painted on the wall,
Looking as if she were alive.
“We conspired to hang her portrait in the vast, right-wing of the White House.”
@Franklin: No power at my home Thursday and Friday, left me behind, I’ll get to winners for last week in a day or two.
Did the wind storm get you too? Aren’t you somewhere in the Detroit area?
“Unfortunately, this portrait doesn’t have a reset button.”
“What? Do I look Like I belong here?”
What? You think a man of my means was just going to have her do the standard mugshot?
So its from 30 years ago. Austerity move, you know?
Of course I had them do it 4 sizes smaller. Don’t you think I get enough crap about “huge.”
Are those the billing records she’s putting on the table?
C’mon, give the guy a break. Would you rather have a selfie or one with her?
And here you see the woman I personally and single-handedly beat in my massive electoral college landslide victory, where I also won the popular vote by millions if you don’t count those people who voted for Crooked Hillary, who, by the way, lost in a massive and historic landslide victory the likes of which have never been seen and will never be seen again.
Oh, and look at my hands, not small at all. There’s no problem there, believe me.
@rodney dill: Personally I escaped unscathed! My co-worker, on the other hand, STILL doesn’t have power! Glad you got yours back, and hopefully without any trees falling on your house.
You know Donald Trump is not at one of his golf courses when you have the portrait of a woman up the wall.
President Zoolander and a portrait of First Lady, Hillary Clinton.
Trump: “Well, after I bagged her, I wanted to stuff and mount her but had to settle for a portrait. You know how fussy the media is about me stuffing and mounting anything.”
The only item in the White House you don’t have to insure against employee or staff theft…
A simply beautiful portrait from a renowned police sketch artist…
“Suffer unto me poor children with no health care coverage”- Trump 3-14
After the Clintons left, many times both G.W. and Barry tried to give this away as a door prize to visitors to the White House, but each time the guest refused it or even broke into tears, so on the wall it remains…
Well, things could be worse. It at least covers an ugly water stain on the wall…
“Do I hear $50? $50? Ok, how about $25? $10? $5? $1? 50cehts? 25cents? How about a nickel? Free? Ok, how about we pay you?”.
Well, things could be much worse. It covers an ugly stain by Bill on the wall….Even Monica was impressed…
Uh, Hillary standing next her Email transcripts?
“I know it’s scary, but just close your eyes and walk towards me…I promise not to grab your pussy or anything…”.
“This portrait is of the last time Mrs. Clinton ever smiled, on the morning of November 8.”
@Paul Hooson: ….and I’ll throw in a free bowl of soup with it…
Trump: “I’ve been told it is a verified Putin original and once hung in the Louvre.”
It only gets worse….Down the hall is a portrait of Hillary as “Lady Liberty” with one of her cold witches’ tits hanging out…
“See…. I toldya Hillary would hang.”
The president was just notified that a White House gate jumper, supposedly carrying some message for the president was immediately arrested, presenting no threat….Yet, he failed to understand the irony of a disturbed man jumping a gate to see another disturbed man…
This painting once hung in the loo, next to the poetry such as “Here I sit broken hearted….”.
Trump: “Watch out for the rape enabler behind me! No, not the Mexican … the other rape enabler behind me!”
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