OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Betz Dundas says:

    Still head and shoulders above trump




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  2. Lilimarlene says:

    @Betz Dundas: And still as flat and one-dimensional as ever.




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  3. David in KC says:

    Someone to watch over me.




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  4. Paul Hooson says:

    The Portrait Of Dorian Gay?




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  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “If I only had a brain…”




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  6. Mu says:

    In an alternate reality, tour guide Trump presents Mrs. President’s portrait.




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  7. rodney dill says:

    “They didn’t do her lip hair justice…. anyone got a pen?”




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  8. Moosebreath says:

    I like having her here so I can grab her pu$$y anytime I want to.




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  9. RockThisTown says:

    See? Even her picture is crooked!”




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  10. Franklin says:

    Just like last week’s Caption Contest, there are no winners here.




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  11. RockThisTown says:

    “For some reason, this wing of the White House stays cold.”




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  12. DrDaveT says:

    That’s my last Duchess painted on the wall,
    Looking as if she were alive.




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  13. RockThisTown says:

    “We conspired to hang her portrait in the vast, right-wing of the White House.”




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  14. rodney dill says:

    @Franklin: No power at my home Thursday and Friday, left me behind, I’ll get to winners for last week in a day or two.

    Did the wind storm get you too? Aren’t you somewhere in the Detroit area?




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  15. RockThisTown says:

    “Unfortunately, this portrait doesn’t have a reset button.”




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  16. al-Alameda says:

    “What? Do I look Like I belong here?”




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  17. Guarneri says:

    Fake views.




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  18. Guarneri says:

    What? You think a man of my means was just going to have her do the standard mugshot?




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  19. Guarneri says:

    So its from 30 years ago. Austerity move, you know?




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  20. Guarneri says:

    Of course I had them do it 4 sizes smaller. Don’t you think I get enough crap about “huge.”




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  21. Guarneri says:

    Are those the billing records she’s putting on the table?




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  22. Guarneri says:

    C’mon, give the guy a break. Would you rather have a selfie or one with her?




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  23. Tony W says:

    And here you see the woman I personally and single-handedly beat in my massive electoral college landslide victory, where I also won the popular vote by millions if you don’t count those people who voted for Crooked Hillary, who, by the way, lost in a massive and historic landslide victory the likes of which have never been seen and will never be seen again.

    Believe me.

    Oh, and look at my hands, not small at all. There’s no problem there, believe me.




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  24. Franklin says:

    @rodney dill: Personally I escaped unscathed! My co-worker, on the other hand, STILL doesn’t have power! Glad you got yours back, and hopefully without any trees falling on your house.




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  25. Aelio says:

    You know Donald Trump is not at one of his golf courses when you have the portrait of a woman up the wall.




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  26. Daryl's other brother Darryl says:

    President Zoolander and a portrait of First Lady, Hillary Clinton.




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  27. john430 says:

    Trump: “Well, after I bagged her, I wanted to stuff and mount her but had to settle for a portrait. You know how fussy the media is about me stuffing and mounting anything.”




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  28. Paul Hooson says:

    The only item in the White House you don’t have to insure against employee or staff theft…




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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    A simply beautiful portrait from a renowned police sketch artist…




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  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Suffer unto me poor children with no health care coverage”- Trump 3-14




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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    After the Clintons left, many times both G.W. and Barry tried to give this away as a door prize to visitors to the White House, but each time the guest refused it or even broke into tears, so on the wall it remains…




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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, things could be worse. It at least covers an ugly water stain on the wall…




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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Do I hear $50? $50? Ok, how about $25? $10? $5? $1? 50cehts? 25cents? How about a nickel? Free? Ok, how about we pay you?”.




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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, things could be much worse. It covers an ugly stain by Bill on the wall….Even Monica was impressed…




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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Uh, Hillary standing next her Email transcripts?




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  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “I know it’s scary, but just close your eyes and walk towards me…I promise not to grab your pussy or anything…”.




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  37. Donald Sensing says:

    “This portrait is of the last time Mrs. Clinton ever smiled, on the morning of November 8.”




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  38. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: ….and I’ll throw in a free bowl of soup with it…




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  39. john430 says:

    Trump: “I’ve been told it is a verified Putin original and once hung in the Louvre.”




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  40. Paul Hooson says:

    It only gets worse….Down the hall is a portrait of Hillary as “Lady Liberty” with one of her cold witches’ tits hanging out…




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  41. rodney dill says:

    “See…. I toldya Hillary would hang.”




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  42. Paul Hooson says:

    The president was just notified that a White House gate jumper, supposedly carrying some message for the president was immediately arrested, presenting no threat….Yet, he failed to understand the irony of a disturbed man jumping a gate to see another disturbed man…




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  43. Paul Hooson says:

    This painting once hung in the loo, next to the poetry such as “Here I sit broken hearted….”.




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  44. Franklin says:

    Trump: “Watch out for the rape enabler behind me! No, not the Mexican … the other rape enabler behind me!”




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