Monday, March 20, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“I’m with Stupid!”
It’s his tie that throws of the color saturation on this picture
The new insecure room a Mar-A-Lago has special cellophane walls, so spies can both see and hear what is taking place in that room.
Four Guys Burgers & Fires.
The cover photo for The Used Car Salesmen Illustrated Joke Book was a cinch to shoot.
“Hi, my name’s Sleazy.”
“And I’m Slimy.”
“And I’m Cheesy.”
“And I’m Creepy.”
After years of searching Trump finally locates a group of people in which he’s the smartest.
Non-Caption Question: is that Michael Wiener (aka “Savage”?)
Caption: “He’s Alex Jones!”
“I’m Alex Jones”
“You’re the president you dope,”
“I’m a Jon Ritter look-a-like”
The cast of “RED 3: Republican Extremely Dangerous” pauses for a photo op.
They’re doing “See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil” wrong.
The 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse.
A Muslim pointing at Trump: “Come to Bahrain to play golf at this real oasis.”
Hey, Manuel… 4 more Margaritas for me and my friends!
Feel confident with Depends!
The American made tequila was a real…. oh who am I kidding, it was Patron.
Somebody zip that curtain before all the hot air escapes!
@Aelio: We’re going to do a real bang up job in our next Middle East adventure
Come to Mar-a-Lago and see just how much fun taking health care away from poor people can be!
I would have said “The 4 Dons,” but who am I kidding; it’s just 4 gunsels.
Someone say Heil Hitler!
You say Heil Hitler!
I just did!
HEY! You didn’t want to say Heil Hitler!
But I am loyal!
Traitor! Only those with the courage to say Heil HItler will see the promised land!
The article that the picture is from is insane, btw.
Savage, 74, says he was having dinner in Tiburon, California, with his 12-year-old pooch when a man began taunting him by saying, ‘weener, weener’
“You have a warrant for this here guy?”.
Live, from New York! It’s Saturday Night!
Hey I got a gun to your back just smile and agree with everything I just said. See folks everyone loves me.
A new boy band, DONALD & THE INDICTMENTS…
Savage: “The only thing browner than my suit … is this guy’s thumb.”
The Party Of Lincolns…
“Gez, I sure hope that little girl who grabbed the Pope’s skullcap at the Vatican sure doesn’t grab my toupee!”.
” Who gets to play Frankie Valli of the Four Seasons? I do! No, I do. No, me. I do! No, I do…”
Trump: “I want to sing the part about “big girls don’t cry-yi-yi.. They don’t cry.”
“Chuck Berry, Chuck Barris, Chuck Berry…It’s all too confusing for me. Hand it to Steve Bannon to figure it out…”.
So, where are the comedians? Oh wait, these are the comedians? Nah, I’m not laughing…
living proof that vaudeville is dead.
I have no idea who you new $200,000 members are, but you can get this signed if you buy a $400 bottle of Trump Savignon.
OTB Caption Contest