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OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Aelio says:

    Lawrence of Arabia.

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  2. Mu says:

    “And now that the infidels are safely bound to a stake we charge and stick them”

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  3. Tony W says:

    Trump finally meets some of the radical Islamic terrorists, about which he’s been a top authority for many years.

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  4. rodney dill says:

    “No, No, Mr. President, ‘HASSAN CHOP!’ is not technically a formal Arabic greeting..”

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  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Off with her head!”

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  6. Moosebreath says:

    I’m surrounded by guys in white robes and funny headwear. Why didn’t Bannon tell me his supporters would be holding a rally in my honor?

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  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Saudi’s had a really hard time finding a sword small enough to fit Trumps hands.

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  8. Tyrell says:

    “Line forms for the free camel rides”

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  9. Lounsbury says:

    The glowing globe thing mates, you gotta do that one next.

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  10. Hal_10000 says:

    Trump and the Saudis prepare for their next press conference.

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  11. Hal_10000 says:

    Donald Trump finally finds out what it’s like to wield a big sword.

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  12. Hal_10000 says:

    Somewhere Hillary Clinton is practicing her fencing and trying to organize a Constitutional Convention.

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  13. RockThisTown says:

    “The House of Saud hereby dubs you Sir Donald and with this bestowal comes a sword & full grabbing authority.”

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  14. RockThisTown says:

    “Yes, it’s a camel prod, but it can also be used on other livestock, like Muellers.”

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  15. Jersey Boy says:

    This doesn’t violate the emoluments clause too, does it?

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  16. RockThisTown says:

    Trump meets with the Saudi Bitter Clingers Club – clinging to their flag, religion . . . and, oh yeah, their AK-47s.

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  17. al-Alameda says:

    “Damn, I like the way they treat women here”

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  18. Franklin says:

    Saudi: “Sir, that’s intended for cutting your tie to an appropriate length.”

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  19. DrDaveT says:

    If you look around the zariba and you can’t spot the camel… you’re the camel.

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  20. john430 says:

    Trump leads Saudi a capella group in “Louie, Louie”.

    Trump points to Saudi king: “You’re fired!”

    “Walk softly and carry a thin stick.” Or something like that.

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  21. Janis Gore says:

    “I wanna stick this sword up…”

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  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So many Muslims, only one sword.

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  23. CSK says:

    “Pussy on a stick? Damn, why didn’t I think of that?”

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  24. Janis Gore says:

    Line dancing shifts from Toby Keith concert to King Abdulaziz Historical Center.

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  25. Janis Gore says:

    @Hal_10000: “Wait! When I claimed to be a swordsman this isn’t what I meant!”

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  26. Janis Gore says:

    @Janis Gore: And talk about a burn. The true headline of the article that photo comes from reads:

    Dance your troubles away? Melania laughs as Trump joins in traditional sword jig in Saudi Arabia on first night of international tour

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  27. James Pearce says:

    Everyone in this photo is wearing something on their head.

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  28. Guarneri says:

    Which one is not like the others?

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  29. rodney dill says:

    “My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my Fatwa, prepare to die.”

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  30. Paul Hooson says:

    C’est Sheikh…

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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “I don’t know why ISIS chose an Ariana Grande concert while Justin Bieber goes unpunished by his fans and God…”.

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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Rockettes, you aren’t…

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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    A Chorus Line?

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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst dance version “New York, New York” that I’ve ever seen…”.

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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    What’s the difference between the H.G. Wells novel, “THE TIME MACHINE” and the Trump Administration?

    In the book, Morlocks rule the Earth, while with the Trump Administration, a moron rules America…

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  36. Flat Earth Luddite says:

    You can dance if you want to, you can leave your cares behind
    Do the safety dance…

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  37. DrDaveT says:

    ♫ Whirl like a Dervish, step in time, whirl like a dervish, step in time… ♫

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  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “And, the winner of the Ringo Starr lookalike contest is….”.

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  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, some of the same guys entered both the Ringo Starr and Yasser Arafat lookalike contests, and won in both categories…

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  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Not everyone knew this, but sometimes Yasser Arafat would sit in for Ringo Starr with The Beatles…

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  41. Paul Hooson says:

    You ask these guys their favorite Beatles’ song, and they’ll tell you “With A Little Help From My Friends” with Yasser Arafat singing lead…

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  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Actually, The Beatles were more popular than they should have been in the Mideast. A lot of people keep thinking that was Yasser Arafat on drums…

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