Monday, May 29, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“So I give your father six camels and you become wife, yes?”
“Your roots are showing”
“Ok, I’ll take 6 matching Ivanka thawbs & turbans.”
They telling Ivanka that nepotismo is OK in the kingdom.
“So, it says on your CV that you have experience in damage control. Tell us about that…”
I’d like you to join my professional network on Linkedin.
Have you ever considered the fine products at Amway?
That isn’t what Jared meant by a back channel to the White House.
OK, we’ve got youd dad out waving swords and touching magic globes, tell us what’s really going on.
“Okay, be honest. What are you doing here … seriously?”
“So tell me Ivanka; Is this hemline too short?”
No Ivanka. All our women have to wear black and I don’t care if orange is the new black.
Sheikh: So tell me, Ivanka. Is it true that Jewish boys have big ones?” We know Hooson doesn’t.
@john430: Good to see that you add a touch of class wherever you go. Sad. Pathetic. Low energy.
“Rub my MAGA lamp & I shall grant you 3 wishes.”
“If you were my camel… What kind would you be?”
“The non-humped kind.”
“Ah, no thank you. I do not care to be taken to the casbah.”
“Well, no, I hadn’t thought about abayas…”
“So, this Trumpware is like Tupperware, but with gold? And the Trump steaks also have gold?”
“The problem is difficult. The reason our women wear burkas and veils is to that the men, who are weak, will not be tempted. And, when I see you sitting there, exposed, I am tempted. But, as a member of a foreign delegation, you are an honorary man. Does this make me gay? Am I going to be beheaded?”
“Buy a condo in the next thirty minutes, and we’ll throw in the State Department and a free set of steak knives.”
“I mean no disrespect, but the way your country treats women is barbaric. Your father has had three wives, but can only keep one at a time — who takes care of the other two wives? Here, in the civilized world, we take care of all our wives — I have six, and I wouldn’t dream of leaving any of them on their own. ‘Till death do you part’ means something here.”
You three really outdid yourselves with these entries. I laughed out loud.
Peter O’Toole. I like the wayback cosplay.
“Excellent! I’ll put you down for 3 of those. And now, here’s a little item that will really enhance both her pleasure and your sensation…”
“An Arab, a Jew, and an Irish-American walk into a bar …”
@CSK: I’d add Moosebreath’s entry to that fine list. I’m totally blanking here, but everyone else is killing me.
@Just ‘nutha ig’nint cracker: There you go again showing you are armed with ignorance and ready for battle. Hooson and I have occasionally joked with one another in the Caption Contests.
BTW: I think you are a troll doubling for Pch 101 and am asking OTB to look into your IP address.
“Nasser, you never listen to me. Please, listen to me – don’t eat pastrami with vite bread and mayonnaise. Try it on rye with a little mustard, you enjoy. L’chaim”
It’s amusing that I’m stuck in your head, but it’s reallllly cramped in here.
“You say chic, I say sheikh, let’s call the whole thing off.”
@john430: A little touchy? Ooops…
@Just ‘nutha ig’nint cracker:
You bring out the snowflake in John8675309.
Oh, wait a minute, I’m talking to myself here. (You can check our IP addresses; both of them include digits and decimal points!)
“A Jew? You married a Jew? Why??”
“We will give the US free oil if you can get us some of that Big Mac special sauce”
no, no, no, it’s a lovely offer, but I’m just not interested…
wait, you’ll take Donald and give me THREE camels AND a goat?
@Pch101: You'[re confused. You aren’t stuck in my head. You just have your head up your arse.
We need to send you to a comeback training program. (One class won’t be enough; you have a lot of work ahead of you.)
Why aren’t YOUR wives or daughters here?
…So, a Jew and two nuns walk into a bar…
“I don’t want to go to Jihad. Say no no no…”.
“My name is Mohammad Ali Mohammad, then another Ali, then another Mohammad, then skip the Ali, but add another Mohammad, then another Ali again. But, my friends call me Larry…”.
‘.”Boy lady, without the modesty dress, you make my oil well want to gush oil!”.
“What’s that thing on your father’s head”, asks the Sheikh
“We’re always glad to meet with your family. It’s not like you’re a Jew or anything…”.
A sheikh has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is that secret stash of magazines of women without veils…
“Peter? He was an old tool!”.
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