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OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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(recorder.ca)

Winners for this contest will be announced in two weekends. Contests will again be a little more sporatic during the summer.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. Tony W says:

    The U.S. Navy’s secret trojan horse project – codename “covfefe” was accidentally revealed by Mr. Trump this week.

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  2. This weekend, the United States Navy unveiled its newest warship, the U.S.S. Donald J. Trump.

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  3. CSK says:

    The Peeps Candy Co. was pleased to provide the new mascot for the Canadian navy.

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  4. David in KC says:

    Rubber Ducky, you’re the one. You make wartime lots of fun…

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  5. Mu says:

    Preparations for Putin’s visit as progressing with a duck hunt – Trump style.

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  6. RockThisTown says:

    North Korea launches the PRNK Kim Jong Un.

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  7. Janis Gore says:

    As Farmer McDonald launches a new advertising promotion, competitors deride his operation’s value. “His advertising rep is obviously a quack.”

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  8. Franklin says:

    Let’s hope the thing is lame.

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  9. Janis Gore says:

    Donald dreamed of naval domination as a child.

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  10. Dave Schuler says:

    Making rubber duckies great again.

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  11. iSeeDumbPeople says:

    Hurry! The President wants to take his bath!

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  12. Janis Gore says:

    @Janis Gore: “deride his operation’s inflated value.”

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  13. al-Alameda says:

    “if it floats like a duck …. “

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  14. Hal_10000 says:

    Michael Bay’s remake of Howard the Duck began shooting this weekend.

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  15. Franklin says:

    It’s gonna be yuuuge.

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  16. john430 says:

    The USS. Hillary Clinton joins the mothball fleet.

    RubberDucky: “C’mon Kathy Griffin. Take your best shot.”

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  17. Aelio says:

    Still wary of the Trojan Bush, America took a chance on the Trojan Quack.

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  18. Moosebreath says:

    No, I said Trump thinks he has the biggest d!ck, not the biggest duck.

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  19. Franklin says:

    Trump: “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

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  20. Moctavius says:

    And I said—and now they want to buy more aircraft carriers. I said, “What system are you going to be—” “Sir, we’re staying with digital.” I said, “No you’re not. You going to goddamned rubber duckies, the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good.”

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  21. Aelio says:

    America has been reeling from a Quackerist.

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  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Rodney’s contest is simply ducky!

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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Donald Trump’s bathtub toy as a boy?

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  24. Guarneri says:

    Attendees could hear screaming coming from the viewing stand “no you idiot, Duck Dynasty was just the ships code name!”

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  25. Guarneri says:

    How many Poles does it take to design a world class warship?

    More than were available.

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  26. Guarneri says:

    Al Gore quickly grasped the photo op opportunity. Calling in NASA scientists, “if my new movie claims melted ice caps released former inhabitants can you guys sell it?”

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  27. Gobsmacked says:

    Our most lethal weapon – the USS Monty Python – the funniest boat in the world.

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  28. Franklin says:

    Mike “Repressed” Pence sure has a weird taste in blow-up dolls.

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  29. DrDaveT says:

    If Trump had chosen the form of The Destructor, it would not have been Mr. Sta-Puft.

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  30. DrDaveT says:

    Having given up on effective container searches, the Department of Homeland Security announces Port Security Plan B.

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  31. RockThisTown says:

    Millions of taxpayers were harmed during the taking of this photo.

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  32. iSeeDumbPeople says:

    And the winner is….
    “Ducky McDuckface”

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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    …Says one bystander, “Well, that’s the bloody craziest thing that I’ve seen since that horse and buggy traveling abortionist…”.

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  34. Flat Earth Luddite says:

    The vikings’ stealth ship allowed them to sneak back into the OTB caption contest and cruise to an easy victory

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  35. Gobsmacked says:

    “Duck is duck, and boat is boat.” (Shirley Valentine)

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  36. Janis Gore says:

    And with every lie he told, the little ducky grew and GREW!

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  37. fustian says:

    It’s not very lethal, but it runs on breadcrumbs.

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  38. fustian says:

    The main feature the Canadians demanded in their new warship was that it not scare anybody.

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  39. fustian says:

    If the war zone ever looks like a giant bathtub, the Canadians are READY!

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  40. fustian says:

    It’s a Trojan Duck sent by the Russians.

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  41. fustian says:

    I don’t know what it is, but Trump asked it if it’s loyal…

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  42. fustian says:

    Well, THAT would explain those big floating patches of yellowish-green…

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