OTB Caption Contest
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Thursday, September 22, 2011
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Matt Dunham)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AP Photo/Matt Dunham)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
“Get back in the room!”
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{Damn, I did too many Nuclear Rainbow shots last night. Forget pink elephants — I’m seeing psychedelic apes!}
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“It’s a jungle out here.”
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“Upside down, I want to find the things that can’t be found…”
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What’s with the monkey suit?
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God made man but he used the monkey to do it.
Apes in the plan, we’re all here to prove it.
I can walk like an ape, talk like an ape,
I can do what a monkey can do.
God made man but a monkey supplied the glue.
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When the 800-lb gorilla and the elephant in the room collide, this is what we get.
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I guess art cows went out of fashion.
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Theory of Evolution: Hippie apes gave way to Leisure Suit ape
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Drugs are bad, m’kay?
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Spot the alpha male.
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Bulls and bears are so passé; there are monkeys everywhere now. So we’ve started referring to Wall Street as the “Killing Floor”.
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The set of the movie “Planet of the Apes” looked decidedly different after someone found Charlton Heston’s stash of magic mushrooms.
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Are those Chanel?
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My tax dollars hard at work
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IRL…. I could take ‘em.
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These are weird… but I wanna party with the person that made these.
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Oh hey, I didn’t realize the house was in session today….
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Man in suit: “Will the real Charlie Sheen please stand up?”
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“As James quickened his pace, the voices inside his head only seemed to grow louder and louder: ‘Spank the Monkey! Spank the Monkey!! Spank the Monkey!!!”
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Finally, proof that Elvis has passed on. And returned to us, reincarnated as an 800-lb Silverback gorilla.
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Okay, I give up: which one is See no evil?
I dunno about you, but this whole Planet of the Apes thing doesn’t look so bad up close.
Q: What does an 800 lb gorilla statue do? A: Nothing. It’s a statue.
What Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution are doing today, thanks to taxidermy.
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Punk gorillas can skateboard wherever they want.
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I gotta call the wife. This is all well and nice, avante garde monkey’s and such…..but does anyone have some design sense?? Where the hell are the pink flamingoes?
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This will not sit well in Kentucky
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Gerrymandering is finally paying off.
The four pillars of Obamacare.
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Upon a periphery review of the jury pool candidates for the new Scopes Monkey Trial, Adam was confident he could convince the court to declare a mistrial.
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Later, astronaut Taylor arose from his knees, brushed off the sand and learned to welcome his new ape overlords.
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Later, just to get another free meal, the actor son of astronaut Taylor fell to his knees in the food court screaming: “Damn You! Damn You!”
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