OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
“And that lasted all of 30 seconds.”
An unrelenting campaigner, Obama continually touts one of his accomplishments as President.
No, he’s not really an animal lover; Obama gets just as excited when he sees a bowl of arulugla.
At first Obama was very excited about Bo but then he found out you could not walk dogs on putting greens.
Oooops! Correction: Arugula.
“And this kids, was the high point of my time in office.”
Steve
“Yes, this is what killing terrorists feels like.”
“What goat? I don’t see any goat!”
“Dreams of My Presidency” – the Decider episode
You see this? You see this? I’m in a book, asshole. Oh, you got a gold star on your spelling exam? I’m. In. A. Book.
Little Johnny: (in class) “I’m tellin’ my Daddy he’s wrong, you have a character right there in the book, and he said you had no character.”
Mr. President – does this mean that Republicans have to clean up your puppy poo as well?
“And there, in a nutshell, is my plan for economic recovery. Because everyone likes puppies.”
“Aieee! This book is actually a blood sucking alien. GET IT OFF ME!!!!”
“And here’s a … well, what do you know? It’s another picture of me.”
“I like me here and there. I like me most anywhere.”
Since you were into drugs, didn’t you misspell POPPY?
Kid’s – my favorite artist, me, drew this all by himself.
Yes – I support late term abortions, but I do give my dog the right to have puppies.
After being turned out of office in 2012, Barrack Obama returned to the University of Chicago as a “senior lecturer” of constitutional law.
Page 3-4: a pony!!!
Page 5-6:a unicorn!!!
Page 7-8: a job!!!
Uh, Mr. president, this is the third year law class at Stanford.
Page 9-10: … I killed bin Laden!!!
Obama: “Alright…. I’ll slow it down a bit.”
“Hi Kids: Which one of me is the cartoon?”
See how this works, Axelrod? So stop with the “you’ve totally flopped and the economy is in shambles.” It worked once, it can work again. Look at these cute little kiddies; they’re just like the MSM.
And this children, is why we take
rubles… ah mean dollars from rich peopleThey’re never too young to learn are they?
Ok kids, state your first name, and then how long mommy and daddy have been receiving checks from me….
The president ad-libbed when Tommy asked “what is the deficit, Mr. President?”
Sing with me:
Hush now babies, babies, dont you cry.
Obama’s gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Obama’s gonna put all his fears into you.
But Obama’s gonna keep you right here under his wing.
He wont let you work, but he might send a check.
Obama will keep baby cozy and warm (if you vote for me).
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course Obama’ll help to build the government wall.
Remember this guy? Me neither..
What’s that?!? You prefer puppies over goats!?!
“…and we named him MSNBC.”
Looks like a goat to me.
Great, his third autobiography.
Instead of greek columns, next year’s convention will feature the detonation of a carefully placed and properly aligned thermonuclear device to illustrate the brilliant, blinding awesomeness emanating from The Won.
Presumably the next two pages have John Boehner and Sarah Palin wearing tricorners and borrowing Glenn Reynolds’ puppy blender.
“Kobe, I’m open!”
“Can you dig it?”
“Fiat Lux!”
(Sorry, just finished reading A Canticle for Leibowitz.)
Was that puppy created or saved?
“Now Harry, take your time. Nancy, you can do the next one.”
And the audience respnds, “Fiat voluntas tua.”
Pass my Jobs Bill and you get……a puppy! But not a job.
We thought we voted for a “Huskie” and what we got was a Chihuahua puppy.
I proudly introduce my new Main Steam Media (MSM) playbook on how to idolize ME!
The re-release of My Pet Goat is just weird.
OK college students – once you pass the exam identifying the greatest President ever, you will now be free to join the Occupy Wall Street movement.
“… and what rhymes with ‘puppy’, children? ‘Approval rating!’ That’s right!”
Now my Democrat minions – after your learn the word puppy, I’ll teach you the words lap dog.
“That’s right kids. If you get your parents to vote for me, I’ll give you a ‘Puppy!’”
“Of course, I owe half of my success to Mr. Teleprompter.”
President Obama explains to school kids the reason why their parents don’t have jobs.
President Obama promises the next generation of Americans jobs.
So, in conclusion, you each owe about $136,000 for your new puppy.
Does “Classroom book reader” count as a job saved or a job created?