OTB Caption Contest
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Monday, October 10, 2011
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Michelle: Barak, we seem to be going round in circles.
Barak: I know. It’s part of my re-election strategy. I get Nancy (Pelosi) dizzy, then I blame everything on the dizzy broad.
Michelle: Great idea. Maybe it’ll work better than the “Blame Bush” strategy.
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PRESENTING Barak Obama and The Democrats! Going nowhere fast since 2008!
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Quick: Which is the Democrat and which is the Republican? Why bother, they’re both going nowhere fast.
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Tomorrow nights Republican debate on economic policy:
Perry: “Tax cuts! Less regulation!
Romney: “Bigger tax cuts! Even less regulation!
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Jon Huntsman barely hangs on as the GOP race takes another predictable turn.
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Don’t know where we’re goin’, but there’s no sense in being late.
(One of my favorite movie lines — From Quiqley Down Under)
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The citizens watch and laugh at the political clown race, not realizing the whole program is resting a a rickety, gimcrack track of rotten wood.
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Five years after Harry Reid first used the nuclear option, the resulting tit-for-tat between the two parties had left Senate debate nearly unrecognizable.
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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! it’s a YUGO!
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Al Gore’s 2011 Speaking Tour has definitely taken it up a notch.
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Jobs really are scarce!
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Once a rising phenomena, NASCAR has resorted to sideshow type races to improve ratings
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Now is NOT the time to remember you needed gas.
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That thing gotta hemmy?
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After her second stolen vehicle of the month, Melinda refused to let the perpetrators get away.
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Both participants were ticketed for seat belt and helmet violations…
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Okay, here’s the plan…
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Just before the accident, billy jo was said to have yelled…. “WATCH THIS!”
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Wow, these occupy protesters will do anything to poop on a car.
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OK, The street is a wall… now occupy it.
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“Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful smart car….”
“Look, up in the sky: it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…WTF?!”
I knew I should have made a left turn at Alberquerque.
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Never a shortage of auditions for the new Jackass movie…..
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Man, these new driver’s ed classes are hard.
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“I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
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Recalculating…
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Because, because the corporations…
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
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Mickey’s attempt to play Spiderman did not go as planned.
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Al Davis’ funeral cortege did not disappoint.
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Its all fun and games till Obama runs you over with a bus….sideways….
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Inside the beltway.
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KNEW I shouldn’t a had that last beer…
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I didn’t realize Tina Turner was still that popular.
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“If she can hang on for two more turns around the track, she wins a job interview with one of our corporate sponsors!”
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Who knew “shovel ready” meant gravediggers?
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The anti-NASCAR. Drive fast, do not turn left.
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A rejected Allstate mayhem commercial.
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“Surf the car! Surf the car!”
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Do backseat drivers, drive you up a wall?
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Can you believe the number of people who blindly listen to the voice directions from their GPS?
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Ever since Garmin added Star War character voices, many drivers now believe “the force is with them.”
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What’s that old adage? Oh, yeah, what goes up must come down!
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Fast & Furious — spinning out of control — despite the White House attempts to apply the brakes,
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When rooftop solar panels flopped, they determined that flutter kicks might improve your car’s mlleage.
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When John traded in his SUV for a fuel-efficient auto, car pooling became a real challenge.
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Looks like some Occupywallstreet protestors got bored with banging on drums 24/7.
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Pee Wee Herman Cain’s Big Top Adventure: The Anti-Capitalism ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Detour!
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99% to Democrats and Republican’ts: You’re Going The Wrong Way!
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The DemocRAT RACE Party holds its nomination convention.
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Herman Cain continues to insist that race doesn’t matter in America, despite the personal difficulty he encounters attempting to catch a New York taxi.
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Herman Cain continues to insist that race doesn’t matter in America from atop a New York taxi.
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The 2012 Prius: Yes, It’s That Fucking Awesome.
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Where is Ralph Nader when you *really* need him?
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“Hey . . . what’s this button do?”
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“Whoa . .. half way there, whoa . . . livin’ on a prayer . . “
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Harry Reid (from inside the car): “Hold on Barry! We’re almost to Vermont!”
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Promos for the new movie Irritated Max: Beyond Smart Car Dome
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“Push the button, Max!”
– Jack Lemmon (Prof. Fate) to Peter Falk (Max) in the 1965 comedy, The Great Race
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@NickNot:
My favorite of the lot!! Very funny!
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