OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/China Daily
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
REUTERS/China Daily
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
— “I’m Mister Cellophane!”
— Clyde thought he was deep, but everyone saw through him.
Todd’s growing obsession of becoming Whole Foods employee of the month was begining to alarm co-workers and customers alike.
Pete Zah is a vegetable.
To Bill’s horror, he learns people really ARE what they eat.
You are what you eat.
One White House staffer took the First Lady’s campaign to eat more vegetables a little too seriously.
Special Ops FDA inspectors deployed to weed out illegal vegetable sales.
Want to see my banana?
Must be a Republican, everyone knows Democrats are meat-heads.
@Michael Hamm: Ouch.
Hey, the recipe said “blend well”, so I did.
“When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of produce, lettuce be.
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
speaking words of produce, lettuce be.
Lettuce be, lettuce be, lettuce be, lettuce be….
Whisper words of produce,
Lettuce be.”
Avante garde artist in Beijing hides from the Chi-Coms’ Ministry of Art censors.
(I’m sure he’s humming along with Ozark Hillbilly’s number one hit
“Lettuce Be.”
Whole Foods manager demonstrates to Congress: “Guys, these are vegetables, that crap you call pizza is in the frozen food aisle.”
Many vegetables blend well in a chameleon stir fry.
His girlfriend is over in the Fresh Fruit section and boy, does she have great melons!
Unfortunatelyt, the Fruit of the Loom graduate internship was not all that Russell had hoped.
Ned had yet to learn that the Cucumber display was the place to troll for lonely women.
“Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here. Beam me u……”
Michelle proudly displays Barack’s menu options…….but if you look really really, close……that’s right, just below and left of the ginger root…….Twinkies and smokes…..
Steve discovered that his latest updates to the Cloaking Device had not eliminated all of the flaws
What, no cracks about my imaginary friend being a vegetable?sam?
Finally, President Obama’s pledge of transparency bears fruit.
Orange you glad to be here? Lettuce say I yam.
So the body snatchers began their invasion. Fortunately for humanity, the pod people are pretty stupid
@G.A.Phillips: Ask and ye shall receive:
“Turning water into wine was the easy part.”
Try as he might, John Huntsman simply could not distinguish himself from the other GOP candidates.
Radical group “Occupy Grocery Street” tries to blend in.