Thursday, January 5, 2012
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
And did it (grand pause) mmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
No really, it’s this big.
I’m talking about my hunting rifle, of course.
You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn your campaign around, that’s what it’s all about!
Now who wants some crazy? Someone? Anyone? Hello?
“And when I’ll clap my hands you’ll wake up, but you will not remember anything.”
Many people made fun of Al Gore when as a presidential candidate he hired a “fashion consultant.” I’ve come to understand that was actually his only demonstration of intelligent thought. Anyone got her phone number?
Yes, a campaign is like a roller coaster. It has highs and it has lows.
Next question please?
No, I’m not Italian, why do you ask?
How much am I upset by that whole “Google Santorum” thing?
@Doug Mataconis: Sort of why I avoided all the Santorum fist pumping photos.
How Iowa was Rick Rolled.
The Faith, Family and Freedom tour is kind of like an Earth, Wind and Fire tour but with terrible dancing, waaay less fans and a lot more more crazy,
Rick Santorum’s strategy: Distract low to the left then come in high on the right
And we’ll start the bidding ay $25 I say $25, hey dibdle gumpo $25, do I hear $30?
Welcome to my neighborhood…….Won’t you be my neighbor…..
As part of its upcoming Chapter 11 Bankruptcy filing, Sears announces it will eliminate its hallmark line of poorly dressed political dummies.
LET’S DO THE PRIME WARP AGAIN!!! LET’S DO THE PRIME WARP AGAIN!!!
It’s just a stump to the left… and then a step to the right.
You call the Republican whips
And do a Gingrich slight.
And your campaign goes bust
And Bachmann’s insa-a-a-a-ane
Look – his bellybutton is in the wrong place and its an outsie – the Republicans have sent us a Manchurian candidate
That’s right, Faith is up here, Freedom down here. What part don’t you understand?
“Here I stand, I can do no other.”
“On the one hand, I say yes. On the other hand, I can understand those who say no. And on the third hand … damn, I’m out of hands.”
“♪Don’t Mess with the Missionary Man♪”
Yes! I built this San-i-t-o-rium myself right here!
If the other candidates were even half-smart, they would run on the “I’d add basic fashion sense as a constitutional prerequisite to holding the office of President of the United States” platform.
“Give me an S . . .!”
For reasons he only figured out later, Rick’s diatribe against taxes, Israel, and the evil empire didn’t go over so well with the Webster County Publicans.
R-I-C-K in the USA! R-I-C-K in the USA! (Sing it!)
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