Outside the Beltway

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1. Jazz Shaw says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 06:22

   After spending so much of his own money on “Red Tails,” the budge for Star Wars Episode 7 really dropped off.
2. Kevin Whalen says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 06:24

   Government Motors previews its 2014 line up, its most fuel efficient to date.
3. Jenos Idanian says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 06:33

   After posting his account of the race, the reporter was promptly fired by ESPN.
4. Jazz Shaw says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 06:35

   … but coming up on the inside rail, it’s a bold move by another monkey on another camel.
5. Jazz Shaw says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 06:37

   ESPN’s previous headline about Jeremy Lin paled in comparison to the editor who chose to lead with “monkey camel jockey.”
6. rodney dill says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 07:10

   @Jenos Idanian: …obviously due to the old “Monkey Wrench” slur.
7. Tillman says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 08:16

   You’d think a bet over whether monkeys can pull a Kansas City Shuffle would be an easy one. You’d be wrong.
8. Tillman says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 08:48

   We laugh, but those monkeys make more in one day than we do in a month.
9. roger says:
   Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 12:10

   My other car is a BMW.
10. rodney dill says:
    Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 12:12

    ….they aren’t even monkeys.
11. DCTrojan says:
    Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 12:32

    The monkey in red finished a close second but couldn’t quite get over the hump…
12. Brett says:
    Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 12:47

    In World News, the United Arab Emirates announced it was cutting gasoline subsidies by 40%.
13. MaggieMama says:
    Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 13:19

    “The Cavalry Is on Its Way and the Horses Have Been Replaced with” … CAMELS?
    This is not what John Burkhimer had in mind!
14. Drew says:
    Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 14:27

    While others snickered at the farce, Energy Secretary Chu quietly passed a note to his aide – can we schedule a meeting Thursday AM?
15. jd says:
    Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 16:42

    NASCAR was never the same after activist judges enacted Sharia law.
16. Tillman says:
    Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 21:59

    Monkey or robot, the camel gets paid either way.
17. Peterh says:
    Thursday, 23 February 2012 at 22:54

    What is an analogy to the midgets riding their super PACs
18. MaggieMama says:
    Friday, 24 February 2012 at 09:40

    I finally found Joe Camel; now I’m off to locate Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam, endangered species all.
19. Drew says:
    Friday, 24 February 2012 at 13:45

    Secretariat who?
20. John425 says:
    Friday, 24 February 2012 at 18:56

    “Three camels race into a bar. The first one says…”

    Camel thought bubble: “Humans are right about having a monkey on your back”

    Monkey: “I don’t see why I had to ride the one-hump camel. Everybody else has the 2-humper.”
21. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Monday, 27 February 2012 at 11:53

    The public display of unbridled camel toe now days is just shocking.
22. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Monday, 27 February 2012 at 12:02

    It figures you’d find PimpBots riding atop camel toe.