OTB Caption Contest Winners
The It Takes A Village People Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The It Takes A Village People Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: fustian – Looks like Hillary’s crashed another GSA convention.
Second: MstrB – “I’m about to make $47!”
Third(tie): TexasOllie – You put your left cankle in, and you shake it all about…
Third(tie): jd – Don’t you hate those movies where they BACK UP RIGHT INTO THE ZOMBIE!!!!
HONORABLE MENTION
Doug Mataconis – “If you hear any noise. It ain’t the boys , it’s ladies night , uh huh”
Maggie Mama – Are these the prostitutes the Secret Service “hooked” up with?
Anderson – In its defense, the Secret Service pointed out that association with prostitutes was an inevitable by-product of providing security to Secretary Clinton.
Drew – This ain’t nuthin’. Have you seen the photo album with pictures of Maddy Albright on the dance floor with Kim Jung Il??
Herb – Asked later why she started dancing as soon as the DJ started playing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, Secretary Clinton responded, “That’s my song.”
Jed – “Put the damn beads down. It’s disrespectful and we really don’t need to see ’em.”
VOX POPULI AWARD
Chris Lawrence – Hillary Clinton attending a fundraiser for Pawnee (Ind.) city council candidate Leslie Knope at the Snakehole Lounge.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Elaine Benes busts a move.
Vogon poetry moves to second place.
The Thursday Contest has already moved that bus.
You put the Vogon poetry joke at the bottom of the barrel? I didn’t make it, but come on, Rodney, that one’s priceless.
@Jeremy: Rodney usually puts his own entries as “bottom of the barrel.” I suspect that was his.
@Jeremy: Thanks Jeremy. The Bottom of The Barrel are almost always my own captions. For the few times a guest captioner has appeared there I’ve noted the name.
I appreciate the nod for first, but I thought both the cankle comment and the Vogon one beat it by some margin. Both cracked me up!