OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Donkey Hokey Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Bennett – Eeyore, depressed over the GOP nomination process, decided he had enough.
Second: John D’Geek – Democrats Cover their Ass … film at 11
Third: John Burgess – “Enough with the eating dog nonsense. I’m switching to burritos anyway.”
grizzlybare – You can lead a donkey to KoolAid but you can’t make him drink.
Doug Mataconis- “I feel like such an ass in this costume.”
Michael Hamm – Today’s political quiz: Which one is the true Jackass?
Moderate Mom – Yum! It looks almost as tasty as a dog.
Robert W. Armijo – Mitt Romney’s coded message to President Obama: “That will do, donkey. That will do.”
John425 – Obama: Ass? You mean donkey ass? Well, it tastes a lot like chicken.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
A cape on a jackass does not a superhero make.
“Shrek? is that you?”
“Lighten up Francis.”
When Obama had invited the Secret Service agents to a piece of ass, they didn’t understand that he’d meant it as an entree.
The Thursday Contest has already shown an overinflated opinion of itself.