OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Space Ghost Chickens In The Sky Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Talmadge East – NASA’s newest invention: the $40 million Pez dispenser.
Second: Robert W. Armijo – “In space no one can hear you ‘Cock-a-doodle-doo”
Third: JKB – Alien probe… be afraid
Gromitt Gunn – Why did the chicken cross the atmospheric barrier?
Phillip – Despite being shown direct evidence, conservative sage Chicken Little refuses to accept that the sky is NOT falling.
Jeremy – The first colonist for Newt Gingrich’s lunar colony has second thoughts.
Doug Mataconis – NASA’s decision to allow the use of contraceptives in orbit is causing many conservatives to complain.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Luke, I am your dinner.”
They said the shuttle wouldn’t fly either.
“Just wait’ll it hatches.”
♬ Maj. BanTAM to Ground Control ♬
As God is my witness, I thought Chickens could fly.
The Thursday Contest has already spoken softly.