OTB Caption Contest Wieners
The Salsa Dance Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: KRM – “Mayo’s gonna be late again. Problems with his expiration date.”
Second: al-Ameda – “Now that’s a Death Panel”
Third: Doug Mataconis – The Giant Soda guy was afraid to show up on Coney Island due to Mayor Bloomberg’s new “big soda” policy
Jeremy – The Anthony Wiener support group?
Stormy Dragon – Fast food is people! PEEEEOOOOPPPPLLLEEEE!!!!!
John Burgess – Only half of the Ten Condiments apply on the 4th. (Them look Kosher to you Moses? – rodney)
John425 – Hot dog to condiments: “Put these gloves on before you touch my wiener.”
Robert W. Armijo – “Everybody scatter! The First Lady has just entered the Food Court! I repeat: The First Lady has just entered the Food Court! Every condiment and Hotdog for themselves!”
Vast Variety – 3rd annual gathering of the condiment club. (Boy George will be singing ‘Condiment Chameleon’ – rodney)
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“We’re on a mission from dog.”
Hotdog: “So what if I’m not a footlong… size doesn’t matter.”
Ketchup and Mustard: “Yes it does.”
Rahm is gonna be pissed if Onion, Sport Peppers, Celery Salt, Tomato Wedge, and Dill Pickle don’t show.
“I prefer to be called El Chorizo Grande.”
“Can anyone lend me a $5, I got mugged by some potato salad.” “I just hate it when potato salad goes bad.”
The Monday Contest has already seem push come to shove.